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The Disappearing Duchess!/Quotes

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Moe Szyslak: Okay, Mags. Ready for your surprise? Wall E. Weasel's? Oh, yeah... The other place was too expensive. Well, you won't know the difference, will you, ya little idiot?

Moe: I'm sorry, angel. I just wanted to surprise you today. Aw jeez, this is just like the last time I tried to surprise ya...
Herman Hermann: Are you crazy?! Get that baby out of here!
Kearney Zzyzwicz: My kid's older than that, and I don't let him play!
Jimbo Jones: Dude, I don't shoot at babies... Anymore.
Moe: Fine! We'll go, ya bunch of elitist snobs!

Ralph Wiggum: I breathed my boogers.

Moe: Holy geez! It's Titania with that Baby Gerald kid! As soon as I stop starin' at your big rack there, we're gonna solve this mystery!

Moe: All right, ya giant rodent, where's da Duchess?!
Wall E. Weasel: I don't know what you're talkin' about! I just got off my break!

Titania: Oh my gosh, we're lost, Gerald! How are we going to figure out how to get to my work on time? Oh, right. Behind me. That's the side I always forget to check. Tee-hee-hee!

Lindsey Naegle: Hi! Lindsey Naegle, casting director.
Duchess of Dorinia: You kidnapped me!
Lindsey Naegle: I prefer to call it "child appropriation."

Titania: The only thing I can't understand is why you're not still in jail.
Lindsey Naegle: I broke out! And my former cell-mates are perfect for a new line of cosmetics for the incarcerated! Talk about bad-itude!