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Blockoland is a large theme park located near Springfield.

In a documentary by Declan Desmond showing the pasts of several Springfield citizens, a 13-year-old Snake is called "Detention Bird" by a 16-year-old Clancy Wiggum.

Blockoland's raison d'etre is Blocko building blocks, and the park is made almost entirely out of the blocks. Blockoland is divided into three sections: Rectangle Land, Cube Country, and Squaresville.
In addition to the features made of Blocko blocks, Blockoland's attractions include souvenir stands, a game room, and a cafeteria where the food is served in cube-shaped pieces that resemble tiny Blocko blocks and customers are encouraged to build their own meals.

The park's cast members wear costumes made of giant Blocko blocks and are prone to getting stuck together if they bump into each other at the right angle to make the blocks connect. When that happens, a third park employee comes to the rescue and uses a crowbar to pry apart the stuck-together cast members.

Every evening at closing time, the park attractions made of Blocko blocks are disassembled for overnight storage.

Homer saw a television advertisement for Blockoland and became enthralled with the park. He was determined to take the family there, in spite of Bart's and Lisa's indifference to the idea. Maggie, by contrast, was so eager to go that she strapped herself into her car seat, hopped in her seat to the car, got in and started the car.