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Difference between revisions of "Take My Life, Please/Quotes"

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(''After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president'')
 
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'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''':(to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
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'''[[Principal Dondelinger]]''': (''to [[Carl]] and [[Lenny]]'') You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.
  
 
'''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour.
 
'''[[Lenny]]''': Only if you do us a favour.
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'''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
 
'''Principal''': (''sighs'') Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!
  
'''Carl and Lenny''' :AARRGHH!
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'''Carl and Lenny''': AARRGHH!
  
 
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'''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread...
 
'''Chef''': Ask the garlic bread...
  
'''Homer''': (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
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'''Homer''': (''picks up the bread'') Oh garlic bread, please guide me!
  
 
'''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
 
'''Chef''': HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!
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(''After homer leaves the italian resturant'')
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'''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has
 
'''Homer''': Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has
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'''[[Marge]]''': Now open!
 
'''[[Marge]]''': Now open!
  
(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)
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(''Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him'')
  
'''Home'''r:Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
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'''Homer''': Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?
  
 
'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
 
'''[[Bart]]''': Hey, plaques come and plaques go.
  
(''The camera pans out to reveal [[Principal Skinner]] plaque in the garbage can'')
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{{Season 20 Q}}
 
{{Season 20 Q}}
 
[[Category:Quotes]]
 
[[Category:Quotes]]

Revision as of 03:38, February 4, 2012


Season 20 Episode Quotes
429 "Lisa the Drama Queen"
430
"Take My Life, Please"
"How the Test Was Won" 431

Homer: I'm going to find out what Dondelinger did last summer! Twenty-two years ago! In the winter!


(After the principal switches the ballot boxes so vance would win class president)

Principal Dondelinger: (to Carl and Lenny) You two, I want you to dispose of this ballot box.

Lenny: Only if you do us a favour.

Principal: What is it?

Carl: Our parents want us to go to this place called "college".

Lenny: Yeah, bail us out and we'll get rid of the box.

Principal: (sighs) Fine, but if you mess up, it's Ohio College for both of you!

Carl and Lenny: AARRGHH!


(After Homer finds out what his life would have been like after seeing the events inside a tub of magic sauce)

Homer: Please help me!How can I have that life back!

Chef: Ask the garlic bread...

Homer: (picks up the bread) Oh garlic bread, please guide me!

Chef: HAHAHA, look, the stupid fat man is talking to the garlic bread! HAHAHA!


(After Homer leaves the italian resturant)

Homer: Looks like I'll never have a life like Vance has

Marge: Homer close your eyes...

(The family lead Homer to the springfield wall of fame)

Marge: Now open!

(Homer opens his eyes and see's a plaque on the wall of fame dedicated to him)

Homer: Woohoo! wait... how did I get on the wall of fame?

Bart: Hey, plaques come and plaques go.

(The camera pans out to reveal Principal Skinner's plaque in the garbage can)

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