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| − | ' | + | {{Song |
| + | |name = "Skinner's Evil Plan" | ||
| + | |image = [[File:Skinner's Evil Plan.png|250px]] | ||
| + | |singers = [[Harry Shearer]]<br>[[Dan Castellaneta]]<br>[[Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
| + | |characters = [[Seymour Skinner]]<br>[[Groundskeeper Willie]]<br>[[Bart Simpson]] | ||
| + | |length = 0:35 | ||
| + | |writer = '''Music:''' [[Alf Clausen]]<br>'''Lyrics:''' [[Dana Gould]] | ||
| + | |album = ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]'' | ||
| + | |appearance = "[[The President Wore Pearls]]" | ||
| + | }} | ||
| − | ==Lyrics== | + | '''Skinner's Evil Plan''' is a song sung by [[Seymour Skinner]], [[Groundskeeper Willie]] and [[Bart]]. |
| − | :'''[[Seymour Skinner | + | |
| + | == Lyrics == | ||
| + | === Episode version === | ||
| + | :'''Seymour Skinner''': | ||
| + | :I'm so happy with my evil plan. | ||
| + | :Say goodbye to music, gym and art! | ||
| + | :Soon we will have the perfect school! | ||
| + | :Where fun and excitement never start! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': | ||
| + | :I'm so drunk I could barely see! | ||
| + | :But it helps me get through another day! | ||
| + | :My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt! | ||
| + | :I've got to go puke in some hay! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Bart''': | ||
| + | :[[Lisa]] is a fool! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Seymour Skinner:''' | ||
| + | :I think the rules are cool! | ||
| + | |||
| + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie:''' | ||
| + | :I'm fallin' in the pool! | ||
| + | |||
| + | === Album version === | ||
| + | :'''Seymour Skinner''': | ||
:I'm so happy with my evil plan. | :I'm so happy with my evil plan. | ||
:Say goodbye to music, gym and art! | :Say goodbye to music, gym and art! | ||
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:Where fun and excitement never start! | :Where fun and excitement never start! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Groundskeeper Willie''': |
:I'm so drunk I could barely see! | :I'm so drunk I could barely see! | ||
:But it helps me get through another day! | :But it helps me get through another day! | ||
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:I've got to go puke in some hay! | :I've got to go puke in some hay! | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Bart''': |
:Lisa is a fool! | :Lisa is a fool! | ||
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:''Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAM'': So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt? | :''Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAM'': So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt? | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' |
:''T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?'' | :''T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?'' | ||
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:(''chuckles) Forgive me, sir.'' | :(''chuckles) Forgive me, sir.'' | ||
| − | :''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:What have I done? | :What have I done? | ||
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:'''Bart:''' | :'''Bart:''' | ||
:But a tango takes two. | :But a tango takes two. | ||
| − | [[ | + | |
| + | == Behind the Laughter == | ||
| + | The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical ''{{W|Evita (musical)|Evita}}''. It is part of the twentieth track on the album ''[[The Simpsons: Testify]]''. | ||
| + | |||
| + | == Appearances == | ||
| + | *{{ep|The President Wore Pearls}} | ||
| + | *{{alb|The Simpsons: Testify}} | ||
| + | |||
[[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]] | [[Category:Songs by Seymour Skinner]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]] | [[Category:Songs by Groundskeeper Willie]] | ||
[[Category:Songs by Bart]] | [[Category:Songs by Bart]] | ||
| − | [[Category:Songs by | + | [[Category:Songs by Harry Shearer]] |
| + | [[Category:Songs by Dan Castellaneta]] | ||
| + | [[Category:Songs by Nancy Cartwright]] | ||
Revision as of 12:26, October 8, 2019
"Skinner's Evil Plan"
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Song Information
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Skinner's Evil Plan is a song sung by Seymour Skinner, Groundskeeper Willie and Bart.
Lyrics
Episode version
- Seymour Skinner:
- I'm so happy with my evil plan.
- Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
- Soon we will have the perfect school!
- Where fun and excitement never start!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm so drunk I could barely see!
- But it helps me get through another day!
- My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
- I've got to go puke in some hay!
- Bart:
- Lisa is a fool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- I think the rules are cool!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm fallin' in the pool!
Album version
- Seymour Skinner:
- I'm so happy with my evil plan.
- Say goodbye to music, gym and art!
- Soon we will have the perfect school!
- Where fun and excitement never start!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm so drunk I could barely see!
- But it helps me get through another day!
- My stomach is filled with haggis and hurt!
- I've got to go puke in some hay!
- Bart:
- Lisa is a fool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- I think the rules are cool!
- Groundskeeper Willie:
- I'm fallin' in the pool!
- Seymour Skinner:
- Mmmm, not a cloud in the sky. Perfect day to unveil Operation SLAAM: So Long, Athletics, Arts and Music. Care for a T-shirt?
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- T-shirt? Why don't you just give me a sandwich board that says "Male Prostitute"?
- Seymour Skinner:
- (chuckles) Forgive me, sir.
- Lisa:
- What have I done?
- Bart:
- What they wanted you to.
- Lisa:
- Skinner betrayed me!
- Bart:
- But a tango takes two.
Behind the Laughter
The song is a parody of the songs "Peron's Latest Flame" and "Rainbow Tour" from the musical Evita. It is part of the twentieth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
