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:'''[[Milhouse]]''': You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
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{{qf|[[Milhouse Van Houten]]}} You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
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{{qf|[[Bart]]}} Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
:'''[[Bart]]''': Bring it!  
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{{qf|Bart}} Bring it!  
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
:'''[[Bart]]''': Uh, I'll take the dare!
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{{qf|Bart}} Uh, I'll take the dare!
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.
 
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:'''[[Bart]]''': Wait! I came over to recuse you!
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{{qf|Bart}} Wait! I came over to recuse you!
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Huh? Rescue us?!
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{{qf|[[Jimbo Jones]]}} Huh? Rescue us?!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
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{{qf|Bart}} Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
:'''[[Dolph]]''': No way.
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{{qf|[[Dolph Shapiro]]}} No way.
:'''[[Bart]]''': He night look harmless, but i you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?
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{{qf|Bart}} He night look harmless, but I you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?
 
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:'''[[Nelson]]''': Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
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{{qf|[[Nelson Muntz]]}} Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
:'''[[Milhouse]]''': That's right.
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{{qf|Milhouse}} That's right.
:'''[[Nelson]]''': I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.
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{{qf|Nelson}} I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.
 
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:'''[[Meathook]]''': We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
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{{qf|[[Meathook]]}} We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
:'''[[Ralph]]''': My name is Ralph!
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{{qf|[[Ralph Wiggum]]}} My name is Ralph!
:'''[[Bart]]''': Aye, Carumba!
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{{qf|Bart}} Aye, Carumba!
:'''[[Meathook]]''': We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
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{{qf|Meathook}} We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
:'''[[Ramrod]]''': But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!
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{{qf|[[Ramrod]]}} But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!
 
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:'''[[Meathook]]''': Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
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{{qf|Meathook}} Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
:'''[[Ramrod]]''': What gives?
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{{qf|Ramrod}} What gives?
:'''[[Ralph]]''': I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
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{{qf|Ralph}} I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
:'''[[Ramrod]]''': It is pudding!
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{{qf|Ramrod}} It is pudding!
:'''[[Jimbo]]''': Bart said it was a scar!
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{{qf|Jimbo}} Bart said it was a scar!
:'''[[Dolph]]''': He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
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{{qf|Dolph}} He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
:'''[[Meathook]]''': [GRRR!]
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{{qf|Meathook}} [GRRR!]
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Latest revision as of 14:07, March 7, 2022



Milhouse Van Houten: You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
Bart: Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
Milhouse: Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
Bart: Bring it!
Milhouse: Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
Bart: Uh, I'll take the dare!
Milhouse: Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.

Bart: Wait! I came over to recuse you!
Jimbo Jones: Huh? Rescue us?!
Bart: Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
Dolph Shapiro: No way.
Bart: He night look harmless, but I you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?

Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
Milhouse: That's right.
Nelson: I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.

Meathook: We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
Ralph Wiggum: My name is Ralph!
Bart: Aye, Carumba!
Meathook: We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
Ramrod: But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!

Meathook: Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
Ramrod: What gives?
Ralph: I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
Ramrod: It is pudding!
Jimbo: Bart said it was a scar!
Dolph: He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
Meathook: [GRRR!]