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Say Hello to My Little Friend... Scarface!/Quotes

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Milhouse Van Houten: You're my best friend! How could you dare me to wedgie myself?
Bart: Don't hate the "playa." hate the game!
Milhouse: Okay, "playa", It's your turn,
Bart: Bring it!
Milhouse: Truth! Have you ever kissed your pillow while pretending it's Terri or Sherri?
Bart: Uh, I'll take the dare!
Milhouse: Okay, I dare you to save Ralph from the bullies.

Bart: Wait! I came over to recuse you!
Jimbo Jones: Huh? Rescue us?!
Bart: Yeah. I'd hate to see Ralph beat you down like he did that biker gang in Shelbyville.
Dolph Shapiro: No way.
Bart: He night look harmless, but I you mess with him, he turns into a killing machine?

Nelson Muntz: Milhouse, I see you're part of Ralph's entourage.
Milhouse: That's right.
Nelson: I don't want any toruble, so here's a check for all the milk money I've taken from you over the years.

Meathook: We're the Hell's Satans! And we're lookin for a tough guy named Scarface ralph!
Ralph Wiggum: My name is Ralph!
Bart: Aye, Carumba!
Meathook: We've been getting picked on all day! Someone's been sayin' you beat us up!
Ramrod: But all that's really been hurt are our feelings!

Meathook: Hey, kid. The scar on your neck is smearing!
Ramrod: What gives?
Ralph: I had chocolate pudding for breakfast. SOmetimes pudding skips off the fork.
Ramrod: It is pudding!
Jimbo: Bart said it was a scar!
Dolph: He's the one who said Ralph beat up your biker gang.
Meathook: [GRRR!]