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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''' | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' |
:''Excuse me? Lisa Simpson with the school paper. Am I to understand you're purposely denying education to these children?'' | :''Excuse me? Lisa Simpson with the school paper. Am I to understand you're purposely denying education to these children?'' | ||
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:''You haven't heard the last of this!'' | :''You haven't heard the last of this!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]''' | + | :'''[[Superintendent Chalmers]]:''' |
:''(thinking she left the room) Well, I think we've heard the last of ''this''.'' | :''(thinking she left the room) Well, I think we've heard the last of ''this''.'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''' | + | :'''Lisa:''' |
:''No, you haven't!'' | :''No, you haven't!'' | ||
| − | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]''' | + | :'''[[Seymour Skinner]]:''' |
:''We're gonna have to give this some thought.'' | :''We're gonna have to give this some thought.'' | ||
| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' |
:''Let's sing while we think. It'll make it more fun for everyone.'' | :''Let's sing while we think. It'll make it more fun for everyone.'' | ||
| − | :'''Seymour Skinner''' | + | :'''Seymour Skinner:''' |
:How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa? | :How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa? | ||
| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' |
:How do we crush her First Amendment rights? | :How do we crush her First Amendment rights? | ||
| − | :'''Seymour Skinner''' | + | :'''Seymour Skinner:''' |
:How do we stop her writing up what she saw? | :How do we stop her writing up what she saw? | ||
| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' |
:Would she shut her trap? | :Would she shut her trap? | ||
| − | :'''Seymour Skinner''' | + | :'''Seymour Skinner:''' |
:For a gift card from the Gap? | :For a gift card from the Gap? | ||
| − | :'''Skinner and Chalmers''' | + | :'''Skinner and Chalmers:''' |
:She might. | :She might. | ||
| − | :'''Teachers''' | + | :'''Teachers:''' |
:Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa? | :Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa? | ||
:How do we make this righteous less uptight? | :How do we make this righteous less uptight? | ||
| − | :'''Seymour Skinner''' | + | :'''Seymour Skinner:''' |
:''You have a lovely voice, sir.'' | :''You have a lovely voice, sir.'' | ||
| − | :'''Superintendent Chalmers''' | + | :'''Superintendent Chalmers:''' |
:(''sighs) Why do you have to make everything weird?'' | :(''sighs) Why do you have to make everything weird?'' | ||
Revision as of 10:36, October 8, 2019
Oh How Do We? is a song from the episode Yokel Chords. It is a parody of the song "Maria" from the musical The Sound of Music. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is part the thirty-seventh track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Lisa:
- Excuse me? Lisa Simpson with the school paper. Am I to understand you're purposely denying education to these children?
- (both Seymour Skinner and Superintendent Chalmers stumble to get words out)
- You haven't heard the last of this!
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- (thinking she left the room) Well, I think we've heard the last of this.
- Lisa:
- No, you haven't!
- Seymour Skinner:
- We're gonna have to give this some thought.
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- Let's sing while we think. It'll make it more fun for everyone.
- Seymour Skinner:
- How do we gag a blabbermouth like Lisa?
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- How do we crush her First Amendment rights?
- Seymour Skinner:
- How do we stop her writing up what she saw?
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- Would she shut her trap?
- Seymour Skinner:
- For a gift card from the Gap?
- Skinner and Chalmers:
- She might.
- Teachers:
- Oh how do we stop a royal pain like Lisa?
- How do we make this righteous less uptight?
- Seymour Skinner:
- You have a lovely voice, sir.
- Superintendent Chalmers:
- (sighs) Why do you have to make everything weird?
