Lady Bouvier's Lover/Quotes

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	Season 5 Episode Quotes
← 101 "The Boy Who Knew Too Much"	102 "Lady Bouvier's Lover"	"Secrets of a Successful Marriage" 103 →

Patty: Hello, everyone except Homer.

Jacqueline: [touching Maggie's nose] Happy birthday, granddaughter.

Patty: Marge, I think that's your father-in-law across the street.

Grampa: Happy birthdaaay!

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Homer: If he marries your mother, Marge, we'll be brother and sister ... and then our kids – they'll be horrible freaks with pink skin, no overbites, and five fingers on each hand! [he sees what he said] AAAAGH!!

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Bart: Is this cel worth anything?

Comic Book Guy: [sighs] Let me show you something. This – this is a Snagglepuss drawn by Hig Heisler; it is worth something. This, this is an arm drawn by nobody – it is worth nothing!

Bart: Can't you give me anything for it?

Comic Book Guy: I can give you this telephone – it is shaped like Mary Worth.

Bart: Ohh ...

Comic Book Guy: No groaning in my store.

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[after exiting the community center ...]

Jacqueline: I swear, Monty, you are the devil himself.

Mr. Burns: I—who told you—?! Oh-ho-ho, I, yes, yes, well, I'd say you're an angel, but angels don't dance like that.

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Homer/Marge: AAAAAAGH!!!

Mr. Burns: Hello. Why, it's – It's, er ... Oh, it's, er ...

[goes back to a jealous Smithers. Smithers whispers and smiles mischief-ly when Burns returns]

Mr. Burns: Why, it's Fred Flintstone and his lovely wife Wilma! Oh, and this must be little Pebbles. [pats Maggie] Mind if I come in? I've brought chocolates.

Homer: [yanks box] Yabba dabba do!