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| KrustyCo Inc. |
| Company Information
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KrustyCo Inc. is the company owned by Krusty the Clown that handles his merchandising. Everything that meets Krusty's "high standards" has a Krusty Brand Seal of Approval on it.
Contents
Media and Entertainment
TV shows
| Image | Name | Type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 250px | The Krusty the Clown Show | TV Show | The show has been temporarily run by Sideshow Bob, cancelled, possessed by the IRS. It shows Itchy & Scratchy |
| 250px | Krusty Komedy Klassics | TV Special | |
| 250px | Krusty the Klown's Celebrity Salute to Specials | TV Special | Ended up in a blimp accident. |
| 250px | Last Gasp with Krusty the Clown | TV series | Brief late night series when Lisa takes over the Krusty the Clown Show |
| The Krusty Movie | Film | ||
| Kroon Along with Krusty | Album | Record went Gold. Not to be confused with the segment of his show. Includes a duet with Harvey Fierstein | |
| The Jokes We Stolen | Book | By Krusty the Clown | |
| 250px | Your Shoes' Too Big To Kickbox God | Biography | Ghostwritten by John Updike |
| KrustyCon | Convention | A convention on all things Krusty[1] |
Locations
| Image | Name | Type | Notes |
|---|---|---|---|
| 250px | Krusty Burger | Fast food restaurant | Thousands across the US, including more than two in Springfield. One located on an offshore oil rig. |
| 250px | Krustylu Studios | TV studios | Located on the Channel 6 studio lot |
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Krusty's Clown College | Adult education | Taken over by the Springfield Mafia |
| Krustyland Amusement Park | Amusement Park | Features: The Remarkable Leaky Tugboat, Cactus Patch and the Never-Ending Line | |
| Krusty Clown House for Needy Kids | Children's home | At least two; alleged that children who enter have never came out |
Merchandise
Toys
- Krusty Doll
- Krusty Giant Toy Drum[2]
- Krusty Mini-Basketball Hoops
- Krusty Punch Doll[2]
- Krusty the Klown Vinylite Grip Steel Tipped Lawn Darts
- Krusty Monopoly
- Krusty the Clown Walkie Talkies
- Krusty the Klown Action Figures
- Talking Sideshow Mel with Removable Bone
- Krusty the Klown with Arthritic Grip
- Daredevil Krusty.
- Krusty ballons[2]
Food and Drink
- Krusty-O's
- Krusty-Brand Imitation Gruel (9 out of 10 orphans can't tell the difference)
- Frosty Krusty Flakes[2]
- Chocolate Frosted Frosty Krusty Flakes ("Only sugar has more sugar!")
- Krusty-Brand Lo-Cal TV Dinner
- Krusty's Famous Sauce
- Krusty Partially Gelatinated Non-Dairy Gum-Based Beverages (milkshakes)
- Krusty's Vita-Glo Radiant Spring Water
- Sideshow Marsh-MEL-lows
- Krusty Soda
- Krusty Fried Chicken
- Krusty Brand Chicken-Flavoured Soda - You'll love the Fowl Taste!
- Krusty Kosher Ham
- Krusty-Brand Pork Products and Pork By-Products
- Chef Krusty's Brunch-In-A-Can
- Krusty's All Purpose Religious Biscuits (They're Kosher Too!)
- Le Kruste Burgers - The French version of the Krusty Burger
- Krusty's Non-Dairy Non-Ice Cream Whey Product Sandwich*Krusty Flakes*Krustyburger Laffy Meals
- Krusty Brand Pork Sqeezin's
- Super Deluxe Krusty Burger with bacon, chili, cheese and extra Krusty Secret Sauce
- Krusty Secret Sauce
- Krustyshake
- Krusty Kreamy-Os
- Krusty Brand Chunk Style Tuna - packed in natural tap water
- Krusty Discount Dashboard Buffet Kit
- Krusty-Bacon Swirlie
- Krusty Brand Baby Oatmeal - now 38% fewer rat droppings.
- The Clogger ("If you can find a greasier sandwich, you're in Mexico!")
- Cap'n Krusty's Not Quite Kosher Gefilte Fish Sticks™ [1]
- Krusty Mug[2]
- Krusty baby bottle[2]
Clothes, bags and accesories
- Krusty Costume[2]
- Krusty-Brand Wrist Watch ( "leaks acid onto everything")
- Krusty Lunchboxes[2]
- Krusty T-Shirts[2]
- Krusty tote bag[2]
- Krusty Slippers[2]
- Krusty Towel[2]
Electronics and Furniture
- Krusty the Klown Alarm Klock (Gets extremely hot when plugged in)[2]
- Krusty Phone[2]
- Krusty Wallclock[2]
- Krusty Bedside Lamp[2]
- Krusty Trash Basket[3]
- Krusty Bedsheets[2]
- Krusty Beanbag chair[2]
Stationary
- Krusty Pencil Tops[2]
- Krusty Posters
- Krusty greeting cards
- Krusty Calculator
- Official Krustyland Pencils
Health and Cosmetics
- Krusty Pacifier[2]
- Krusty-Brand Home Pregnancy Test ("May cause birth defects")
- Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup
- Krusty Brain & Health Tonic
- Krusty-Brand Vitamins
- Krusty Brand Bite-A-Min's Imitation Vitamins
- Krusty Non-Toxic Kologne* Lady Krusty Mustache Removal* Krusty Electric Toothbrush
- Krusty Eye wash
- Krusty Personal Swabs
- Krusty-Brand Cough Syrup (the secret ingredient of the Flaming Homer cocktail)
- Krusty Condoms[1]
Misc.
- Krusty Handguns
- Krusty's Sulfuric Acid
- Krusty Brand Geiger Counter ("Whoah! That thing's gonna blow! Drop this toy and run!")
- Krusty's Crowd Control Barrier "Krusty Sez 'Get Back'"
- Krusty's Multi-phastic Personality Test
