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==Lyrics== | ==Lyrics== | ||
| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': | + | :'''[[Bart]]''' (speaking): |
| − | : | + | :Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us. |
| − | :'''[[Homer]]''': | + | :'''[[Homer]]''' (speaking): |
| − | : | + | :Or will ever do. |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]''': | + | :'''[[Lisa]]''' (speaking): |
| − | : | + | :I can't wait to see this reimagining of [[Itchy & Scratchy]] by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner. |
| − | :'''Homer''': | + | :'''Homer''' (speaking): |
| − | + | Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! (laughs) Oh! | |
| + | (music starts) | ||
:'''African Man''': | :'''African Man''': | ||
| − | : | + | :Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor... |
| − | :'''Old Cat''': | + | :'''Old Cat''' (speaking): |
:''All hail the king of the cats.'' | :''All hail the king of the cats.'' | ||
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:Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... | :Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor... | ||
| − | :'''[[Marge]]''': | + | :'''[[Marge]]''' (speaking): |
| − | : | + | :(gasps) They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey! |
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''' (speaking): |
:''Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.'' | :''Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.'' | ||
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:'''Bart:''' ''(chuckles)'' | :'''Bart:''' ''(chuckles)'' | ||
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| − | :'''Singing Cat''': | + | |
| + | :'''[[Scratchy|Singing Cat]]''': | ||
:From the day you were born in the alley, | :From the day you were born in the alley, | ||
:To the you were hit by a car, | :To the you were hit by a car, | ||
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:The circle of— | :The circle of— | ||
| − | :'''Itchy''': | + | :'''[[Itchy|Singing Mouse]]''': |
:''KNIFE! (Itchy runs around giggling and stabbing everyone.)'' | :''KNIFE! (Itchy runs around giggling and stabbing everyone.)'' | ||
| − | :'''Lisa''': | + | :'''Lisa''' (speaking): |
:''I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.'' | :''I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.'' | ||
| − | :'''Bart''': | + | :'''Bart''' (speaking): |
| − | : | + | :Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!' |
| − | + | :([[Lisa]] sighs) | |
| − | :''' | + | :'''[[Scratchy|Singing Cat]]''': |
:I don't know why I trust him. | :I don't know why I trust him. | ||
:I guess some cats just never learn. | :I guess some cats just never learn. | ||
| − | :'''Itchy''': | + | :'''[[Itchy|Singing Mouse]]''': |
:I feel so good when I have crushed him, | :I feel so good when I have crushed him, | ||
:Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. | :Or left him mangled, maimed and burned. | ||
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:And perhaps a bit erotic. | :And perhaps a bit erotic. | ||
| − | :'''Scratchy | + | :'''[[Scratchy|Singing Cat]] |
:'Cause pain is my narcotic. | :'Cause pain is my narcotic. | ||
:'''Itchy''': | :'''Itchy''': | ||
| − | :''You really | + | :''You really like it?'' |
:'''Scratchy''': | :'''Scratchy''': | ||
| − | :''Yes, I | + | :''Yes, I love it, baby'' |
:'''Both''': | :'''Both''': | ||
:And that's we're always | :And that's we're always | ||
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:Fighting... | :Fighting... | ||
| − | + | :And biting...:And dynamite igniting! | |
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| − | :And biting... | ||
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| − | :And dynamite igniting! | ||
:'''Homer''': | :'''Homer''': | ||
Revision as of 04:58, June 23, 2012
King of Cats is the name given to a medley of songs from the musical Stab-a-Lot: The Itchy and Scratchy Musical in the episode Girls Just Want to Have Sums. The first part is a parody of the song "Circle of Life" from the movie-turned-musical The Lion King and the second part is a parody of "I Don't Know How to Love Him" from the musical Jesus Christ Superstar. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Matt Selman. It is the thirty-second track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Bart (speaking):
- Dad, taking the family to opening night is the nicest thing you've ever done for us.
- Homer (speaking):
- Or will ever do.
- Lisa (speaking):
- I can't wait to see this reimagining of Itchy & Scratchy by avant-garde director Julianna Crelmner.
- Homer (speaking):
Hey, it says here the "book" was written by Tom Stoppard. This isn't a book! It's a play! (laughs) Oh! (music starts)
- African Man:
- Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamishtanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay, kimanee sayfaloooooooooooooor...
- Old Cat (speaking):
- All hail the king of the cats.
- Cast':
- Sayfalooooooor, sayfaloooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooor...
- Marge (speaking):
- (gasps) They're coming down the aisles! What if they want to interact with me? Looking through my purse, looking through my purse, keep walking, monkey!
- Bart (speaking):
- Don't worry, Mom, they all pass by.
- Marge: Oh thank God. (A monkey immediately walks up and' 'starts to "talk" to her. Confused, Marge makes monkey noises back.)
- Bart: (chuckles)
- Singing Cat:
- From the day you were born in the alley,
- To the you were hit by a car,
- There's cream TV and mice to eat
- And great big balls of yarn.
- It's the circle,
- The circle of—
- Singing Mouse:
- KNIFE! (Itchy runs around giggling and stabbing everyone.)
- Lisa (speaking):
- I love the use of streamers as blood. It robs the violence of its power.
- Bart (speaking):
- Woo-hoo! I'm drenched in "blood"!'
- (Lisa sighs)
- Singing Cat:
- I don't know why I trust him.
- I guess some cats just never learn.
- Singing Mouse:
- I feel so good when I have crushed him,
- Or left him mangled, maimed and burned.
- Both:
- I suppose it's symbiotic,
- And perhaps a bit erotic.
- Singing Cat
- 'Cause pain is my narcotic.
- Itchy:
- You really like it?
- Scratchy:
- Yes, I love it, baby
- Both:
- And that's we're always
- Fighting...
- And biting...:And dynamite igniting!
- Homer:
- Hey, check it out! I'm Scratcher or somethin'.
- Cast:
- It's the circle,
- The circle of knife!
- It's the circle,
- The circle of knives!
