Difference between revisions of "Honey Pooch Pooch/Quotes"

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Lisa: It turns out another racing dog moved into the neighborhood, and poor Santa's Little Helper has been feeling a little insecure...

Milhouse Van Houten: Oh, yeah! I totally heard about the dog. Maximus, right? He's a champion! Isn't it true that your dog never won a race and your dad only took him home because no one else wanted him?

Lisa: Milhouse! A little tact, please! Santa's Little Helper can be very sensitive! Come on! Let's go get in position!

Santa's Little Helper: Rrrrr....

Sideshow Mel: Take heed, all those who know the true meaning of companionshiop! Our gala spectacle begins in a mere five minutes! That's thirty-five minutes in dog time!

Professor Frink: Well, that's not technically accurate. [GA-HOY!]

Sideshow Mel: Quiet, you!

Database: I've taught Newton here, to retrieve any necessary itemens using the latest search engines! Unfortunately, he's purchased over a thousand chew toys with his Paypet account!

Krusty the Clown: Next!

Lisa: Okay. So maybe he's not the fastest or the smartest dog.

Moe Szyslak: He ain't no Clark Gable in the looks department, there, neither!

Lisa: Yes, than you, Moe. You're very helpful. But if this is a competition that judges beauty and talent... He's always happy, always loving. Isn't that the very definition of beauty? And he can make a little girl laugh when she's feeling blue. Isn't that a talent?

Krusty: [SNIFF!] Thank you, Lisa you meleted this old vaudevillian's heart. There's no one I can give this cup to except...

Lisa: I thought the pageant might be rigged, boy. So I prepared a little something, just in case. You'll always be the best dog in town!

Snowball II: ...

Lisa: I know. I love you, too.

Santa's Little Helper: [sounds] Lick! Lick!