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− | |title= From the | + | |title= From the Desk of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My Bottom 40 |
− | |image= | + | |image= [[File:From the Desk of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon My Bottom 40.png|250px]] |
− | |released=Summer 1993 | + | |released=Summer [[1993]] |
|pages=1 | |pages=1 | ||
− | |series= | + | |series= ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' |
|written by= | |written by= | ||
}} | }} | ||
− | '''''From the | + | '''''From the Desk of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My Bottom 40''''' is a ''{{ap|Simpsons Illustrated|Welsh Publishing Group, Inc.}}'' list first printed in {{SIl1|9}}. |
== My Bottom 40 == | == My Bottom 40 == | ||
− | #Trying to stay awake 24 hours a day | + | #Trying to stay awake 24 hours a day |
#Flesh wounds | #Flesh wounds | ||
− | #The screams of customers who burn their tongues on the | + | #The screams of customers who burn their tongues on the microwave bean burritos |
#Refunds | #Refunds | ||
− | #The annual two-week downturn in sales while Homer Simpson is away on vacation | + | #The annual two-week downturn in sales while [[Homer Simpson]] is away on vacation |
#The lonely hours between 3 and 5.A.M. | #The lonely hours between 3 and 5.A.M. | ||
− | #People who wish to get change without making at least a $10 | + | #People who wish to get change without making at least a $10 purchase |
− | #The unflattering manner in which the overhead | + | #The unflattering manner in which the overhead security camera photographs my bald spot |
− | #Wondering whether | + | #Wondering whether [[Squishee]]s are as nutritious as they say |
#Dairy-product expiration dates which are printed in non-erasable ink | #Dairy-product expiration dates which are printed in non-erasable ink | ||
− | #Wondering why the young hooligans are always | + | #Wondering why the young hooligans are always snickering about their "five finger discounts" |
− | #Jimbo | + | #[[Jimbo]] |
− | #Dolph | + | #[[Dolph Shapiro|Dolf]] |
− | #Kearney | + | #[[Kearney]] |
− | #Bart Simpson | + | #[[Bart Simpson]] |
#Homer Simpson's complaints that my heavily salted snack treats are not salty enough | #Homer Simpson's complaints that my heavily salted snack treats are not salty enough | ||
− | #Skateboard | + | #Skateboard skidmarks on my freshly waxed floors |
#The eternal conflict between my immigrant work ethic and the allure of the local foxy ladies. | #The eternal conflict between my immigrant work ethic and the allure of the local foxy ladies. | ||
#The disappointing sales of my homemade curry-flavored crunch-treats | #The disappointing sales of my homemade curry-flavored crunch-treats | ||
− | #The insulting Kwik-E-Mart employee burial plan | + | #The insulting [[Kwik-E-Mart]] employee burial plan |
− | #The tempting lurid magazines that I sell | + | #The tempting lurid magazines that I sell but must not look at, lest my vigilance wander from the important duties of a convenience store clerk |
#Sweaty customers fumbling through the jerky jar | #Sweaty customers fumbling through the jerky jar | ||
#Eating meals from food bought in my own store | #Eating meals from food bought in my own store | ||
#The infernal way the door bongs every time a customer enters of exits | #The infernal way the door bongs every time a customer enters of exits | ||
− | #Customers who wear | + | #Customers who wear pantyhose over their heads |
#Scrubbing the dumpster out back until it's springtime fresh | #Scrubbing the dumpster out back until it's springtime fresh | ||
− | # | + | #The quite painful way the cash register drawer slams into my stomach every time I ring up a sale |
− | #People who browse more than seven seconds before making a | + | #People who browse more than seven seconds before making a purchase |
− | + | :30. The persistent stickiness on the floor surrounding the Squishee machine, no matter how hard I mop | |
− | + | :31. Having to mend my shirts every time I get shot | |
− | + | :32. Dodging bullets | |
− | + | :33. Finding half-eaten packets of cookies on the shelf and seeing suspicious crumbs on the chin of Bart Simpson | |
− | + | :34. The time I accidentally drank some concentrated Squishee syrup and had to go to the emergency room | |
− | + | :35. The bitter moans and curses of Homer Simpson every time he sees the numbers on his Scratch & Win lottery tickets | |
− | + | :36. Absent-mindedley eating my own corn chips | |
− | + | :37. Trying to catch a quick nap in the cooler | |
− | + | :38. The pungent aroma of a heat-lamp dog that's been cooking for two weeks | |
− | + | :39. Sleeping with my eyes open | |
− | + | :40. Robbers who are so rude! | |
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+ | == Reprints == | ||
+ | {{Comic Reprint | ||
+ | |1={{SC|11|UK}} | ||
+ | |1a=December 30, [[1997]] | ||
+ | |1b=UK | ||
+ | }} | ||
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+ | {{Images}} | ||
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[[Category:Simpsons Illustrated stories]] | [[Category:Simpsons Illustrated stories]] | ||
− | [[Category: | + | [[Category:1993]] |
Latest revision as of 13:57, March 7, 2022
From the Desk of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My Bottom 40
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From the Desk of Apu Nahasapeemapetilon: My Bottom 40 is a Simpsons Illustrated list first printed in Simpsons Illustrated #9.
My Bottom 40[edit]
- Trying to stay awake 24 hours a day
- Flesh wounds
- The screams of customers who burn their tongues on the microwave bean burritos
- Refunds
- The annual two-week downturn in sales while Homer Simpson is away on vacation
- The lonely hours between 3 and 5.A.M.
- People who wish to get change without making at least a $10 purchase
- The unflattering manner in which the overhead security camera photographs my bald spot
- Wondering whether Squishees are as nutritious as they say
- Dairy-product expiration dates which are printed in non-erasable ink
- Wondering why the young hooligans are always snickering about their "five finger discounts"
- Jimbo
- Dolf
- Kearney
- Bart Simpson
- Homer Simpson's complaints that my heavily salted snack treats are not salty enough
- Skateboard skidmarks on my freshly waxed floors
- The eternal conflict between my immigrant work ethic and the allure of the local foxy ladies.
- The disappointing sales of my homemade curry-flavored crunch-treats
- The insulting Kwik-E-Mart employee burial plan
- The tempting lurid magazines that I sell but must not look at, lest my vigilance wander from the important duties of a convenience store clerk
- Sweaty customers fumbling through the jerky jar
- Eating meals from food bought in my own store
- The infernal way the door bongs every time a customer enters of exits
- Customers who wear pantyhose over their heads
- Scrubbing the dumpster out back until it's springtime fresh
- The quite painful way the cash register drawer slams into my stomach every time I ring up a sale
- People who browse more than seven seconds before making a purchase
- 30. The persistent stickiness on the floor surrounding the Squishee machine, no matter how hard I mop
- 31. Having to mend my shirts every time I get shot
- 32. Dodging bullets
- 33. Finding half-eaten packets of cookies on the shelf and seeing suspicious crumbs on the chin of Bart Simpson
- 34. The time I accidentally drank some concentrated Squishee syrup and had to go to the emergency room
- 35. The bitter moans and curses of Homer Simpson every time he sees the numbers on his Scratch & Win lottery tickets
- 36. Absent-mindedley eating my own corn chips
- 37. Trying to catch a quick nap in the cooler
- 38. The pungent aroma of a heat-lamp dog that's been cooking for two weeks
- 39. Sleeping with my eyes open
- 40. Robbers who are so rude!
Reprints[edit]
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