Difference between revisions of "Burns' Heir/Quotes"
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| − | (''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family'')<br> | + | (''A deprogrammer has just finished forcing [[Bart]] into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the [[Simpson family]]'')<br /> |
| − | '''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"<br> | + | '''Deprogrammer:''' "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"<br /> |
| − | ''Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit''<br> | + | ''[[Hans Moleman]] walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit''<br /> |
| − | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!"<br> | + | '''Hans Moleman:'''(''monotonal) "''Mom, Dad, I missed you!"<br /> |
| − | '''[[Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)''<br> | + | '''[[Homer Simpson|Homer]]: '''"Oh son, we finally have you back! "(''Homer kisses Hans Moleman)''<br /> |
| − | '''[[Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman."<br> | + | '''[[Marge Simpson|Marge]]: '''"Homer, that's Hans Moleman."<br /> |
| − | '''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"<br> | + | '''Homer:''' "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"<br /> |
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| − | ''Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence''<br> | + | ''[[Mr. Burns]] attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence''<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.<br> | + | '''Homer Actor'''{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.<br /> |
| − | '''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.<br> | + | '''Marge Actress'''{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.<br /> |
| − | ''Homer actor drops his sandwich''<br> | + | ''Homer actor drops his sandwich''<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor''': B'oh!<br> | + | '''Homer Actor''': B'oh!<br /> |
| − | '''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right.<br> | + | '''Bart''': Something about them did not seem right.<br /> |
| − | ''Bart departs room''<br> | + | ''Bart departs room''<br /> |
| − | '''Mr. Burns''': What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br> | + | '''Mr. Burns''': What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"<br /> |
| − | '''Homer Actor''': Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?<br> | + | '''Homer Actor''': Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like ''Rain Man'' or ''Awakenings''?<br /> |
| − | '''Mr. Burns''': Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!<br> | + | '''Mr. Burns''': Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!<br /> |
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Revision as of 23:08, April 4, 2010
(A deprogrammer has just finished forcing Bart into forgetting Mr Burns and coming back to the Simpson family)
Deprogrammer: "Well Mr and Mrs Simpson, I think I have reformed young Bart. Bart come out!"
Hans Moleman walks out of the room, wearing an orange shirt and blue shorts like Bart's usual outfit
Hans Moleman:(monotonal) "Mom, Dad, I missed you!"
Homer: "Oh son, we finally have you back! "(Homer kisses Hans Moleman)
Marge: "Homer, that's Hans Moleman."
Homer: "Can we keep him anyway, huh, huh?"
Mr. Burns attempts to prove the Simpson family does not love him, and shows him a scripted version of a false Simpsons residence
Homer Actor{voice unlike Homer's}: I do not miss Bart at all.
Marge Actress{overly gravelly voice}: I am glad that he is gone.
Homer actor drops his sandwich
Homer Actor: B'oh!
Bart: Something about them did not seem right.
Bart departs room
Mr. Burns: What was that?! For the seventh time, Homer Simpson does not say "B'oh!", he says "D'oh!"
Homer Actor: Sorry M.B., I am having trouble with this character. Is he supposed to have some kind of a nuerological quirk, like Rain Man or Awakenings?
Mr. Burns: Do it right or it will be back to the Westport Community Theatre for all of you!
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