Difference between revisions of "Bart's Beard/Quotes"
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| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that. |
:'''[[Marge]]:''' Let Bart have what? | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Let Bart have what? | ||
| + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' A video restricted to those seventeen and older. | ||
:'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh! | :'''[[Homer]]:''' D'oh! | ||
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:'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer. | :'''[[Marge]]:''' Oh, Homer. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': How much for "Clowns | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"? |
| − | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I am | + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax. |
:'''[[Bart]]''': $29.95? | :'''[[Bart]]''': $29.95? | ||
| − | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you | + | :'''[[Comic Book Guy]]''': Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor. |
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| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Is the video really worth all this trouble? | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Of course! Now help me find a disguise. | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here. | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Eureka! | ||
:'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left! | :'''[[Bart]]''': Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left! | ||
| + | :'''[[Milhouse]]''': Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95? | ||
| + | :'''[[Bart]]''': That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle. | ||
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]''': Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, | + | :'''[[Bart]]''': Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help? |
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| − | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, what a gyp! After all | + | :'''[[Bart]]:''' Man, what a gyp! After all I went through! This tape is lame-o. |
| − | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't know Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic. | + | :'''[[Lisa]]:''' I don't know, Bart. The deep emotional scars that force a man to seek a life wearing a false smile is a fascinating topic. |
:'''[[Milhouse]]:''' There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown. | :'''[[Milhouse]]:''' There's nothing sadder than the tears of a clown. | ||
Revision as of 19:43, February 5, 2015
- Lisa: Dad! You can't seriously be considering letting Bart have that.
- Marge: Let Bart have what?
- Lisa: A video restricted to those seventeen and older.
- Homer: D'oh!
- Marge: Oh, Homer.
- Bart: How much for "Clowns Gone Wild!"?
- Comic Book Guy: I am selling that video at cover price. $29.95 plus state tax.
- Bart: $29.95?
- Comic Book Guy: Plus state tax. And a state of denial is what you are in, young Jedi, if you believe I will unlawfully sell that age-restricted video to a minor.
- Milhouse: Is the video really worth all this trouble?
- Bart: Of course! Now help me find a disguise.
- Milhouse: Bart, I don't think we're gonna find the answer to our problem here.
- Bart: Eureka!
- Bart: Ah, ha! Homer's Dimoxinil hair growth tonic! There may be just enough left!
- Milhouse: Even if this works, where are you gonna get the $29.95?
- Bart: That's the easy part. Meet me tomorrow morning at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
- Bart: Thank you so much for all the silk flowers, teeth, and frilly unmentionables. But I'm here for the, uh, the 'under-privileged child's video fund.' Won't you please help?
