• New article from the Springfield Shopper: Season 35 News: New promotional images for “The Tipping Point” have been released!
  • Wikisimpsons needs more Featured Article, Picture, Quote, Episode and Comprehensive article nominations!
  • Wikisimpsons has a Discord server! Click here for your invite! Join to talk about the wiki, Simpsons and Tapped Out news, or just to talk to other users.
  • Make an account! It's easy, free, and your work on the wiki can be attributed to you.
TwitterFacebookDiscord

America Rules

Wikisimpsons - The Simpsons Wiki
Revision as of 18:41, October 17, 2018 by Solar Dragon (talk | contribs)

America Rules is a song sung by the Simpsons.

Lyrics

Homer:
Now people have been accusing this family of not loving our country. But you can't spell USA without "US," eh?
The Simpsons:
Oh beautiful for spacious skies
For amber waves of grain.
Homer:
Fifty stars and thirteen stripes.
Marge:
Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
Bart:
Americans are brave and loyal.
So come on, jerks, give us your oil.
Lisa:
My card here says "ACLU,"
Now look what I'm going to do.
Homer:
To love our country is no chore.
Marge:
Wait right here for our encore!
(inmates applaud)
Homer:
We mean it, don't move!
(inmates laugh)
Prisoner:
They've escaped!
Homer:
Okay, kids, show off your pipes.
Bart:
Dad, why are you still singing that stupid song?
Homer:
Because, if they catch us, we might have to do it again! And next time, I want it tight!

Behind the Laughter

The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by John Frink. It is the twenty-fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances