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| + | :'''[[Skinner]]:''' Oh Superintendent, I was just, er, stretching my calves of the windowsill, isometric excercise. Care to join me? | ||
| + | :'''[[Chalmers]]:''' Er, right. Seymour why is there smoke coming out of your oven? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Oh no! That isn't smoke, that's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm steam clams. | ||
| + | :[''Skinner runs across to [[Krusty Burger]] to buy burgers to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with them.''] | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Well Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers! | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' I thought you said we were having 'steamed clams'? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' You call hamburgers steamed hams? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Yes. It's a, regional dialect. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' Oh yeah? What region? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Er, upstate New York. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase 'steamed hams' before. | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Oh no, not in Utica it's an, Albany expression. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Haha, oh no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' For steamed hams? | ||
| + | :'''Skinner:''' Yes. | ||
| + | :'''Chalmers:''' Yes and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that are obviously grilled. | ||
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Revision as of 15:01, August 26, 2010
- Comic Book Guy: That is a rare photo of Sean Connery signed by Roger Moore; it is worth one hundred and fifty dollars.
- Milhouse: What can I get for seventy-five cents?
- Comic Book Guy: Ugh, you may purchase this charming Hamburglar adventure, a child has already solved the jumble using crayons. The answer is 'fries'.
- Skinner: Oh Superintendent, I was just, er, stretching my calves of the windowsill, isometric excercise. Care to join me?
- Chalmers: Er, right. Seymour why is there smoke coming out of your oven?
- Skinner: Oh no! That isn't smoke, that's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmmm steam clams.
- [Skinner runs across to Krusty Burger to buy burgers to replace his burnt roast. He enters the dining room with them.]
- Skinner: Well Superintendent I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
- Chalmers: I thought you said we were having 'steamed clams'?
- Skinner: Oh no, I said 'steamed hams'. That's what I call hamburgers.
- Chalmers: You call hamburgers steamed hams?
- Skinner: Yes. It's a, regional dialect.
- Chalmers: Oh yeah? What region?
- Skinner: Er, upstate New York.
- Chalmers: Really. Well I'm from Utica and I've never heard the phrase 'steamed hams' before.
- Skinner: Oh no, not in Utica it's an, Albany expression.
- Chalmers: I see. You know these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger?
- Skinner: Haha, oh no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
- Chalmers: For steamed hams?
- Skinner: Yes.
- Chalmers: Yes and you call them steamed hams, despite the fact that are obviously grilled.
