The Book That Ate Springfield!/Quotes
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- Bart: Can we go to the bookstore, dad?
- Lisa: Bart! You want... a book?
- Homer: Not until you finish your television!
- Bart: Lisa, I'm shocked by your ignorance of all things Bart! What is my motto?
- Lisa: [Sigh] "Krusty said it, I believe it, and that settles it."
- Bart: Amen, sister!
- Homer: Then it's settled! We've been to Tanzania, Japan, Brazil, Washington, D.C., New York, and Capital City! And now... ...The Simpsons are going to a bookstore!
- Kent Brockman: Suddenly, Springfield's children are going to "hangouts" such as this in their "jones" to "score" the "literature" they crave! Any reason parents shouldn't panic, chief?
- Chief Wiggum: Kent, we're hoping this reading thing is just another kiddie-fad-of-the-week, like comic books or video games!
- Marge: Isn't this fascinating? You pick out anything you want and take it to the cashier, just like a regular store!
- Principal Skinner: Dare we believe our eyes, Edna? Children using their minds? As if they want to?
- Edna Krabappel: Lord help me, Seymour! I'm almost... Proud of them!
- Homer: Marge! Wake the kids! We're gonna have us a good old-fashioned book-banning!
