It's a Desperate Criminal

"It's a Desperate Criminal"

Song Information Singers: Julie Kavner Dan Castellaneta Hank Azaria Yeardley Smith Characters: Marge Simpson Homer Simpson Snake Jailbird Lisa Simpson Length: 0:40 Writer(s): Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Steve O'Donnell Appearance(s): "All Singing, All Dancing"

"It's a Desperate Criminal" is a song sung by the Simpson family and Snake Jailbird after Snake enters the Simpsons house.

Lyrics

Marge:

It's a desperate criminal

On the run from the law!

Please spare my children!

Homer:

And their damp-trousered pa!

Snake:

A singing family, it's worse than I feared.

For hostage purposes, you're just too weird.

Bye!

Homer:

See? All this singing scared him away.

If we just talked like normal he'd probably stay.

Lisa:

Many people in this town sing like we do:

There's Mr. Burns, there's Krusty, and even Apu.

Appearances

• Episode – "All Singing, All Dancing"