| After completing The Long Way Homer Pt. 5
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We're going to come up with the greatest drink since those toga-twirling ancient Greeks invented mead!
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Move out of the way, White Claw, Fireball, and spiked kombucha, because Homer and Moe are coming!
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We have no idea what we're doing, do we?
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Not a clue.
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What inspired you last time?
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Well, it all started when...
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Oh, you're just launching into a flashback. Ok.
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It all started when Marge's beastly sisters came over to show pictures from their latest lame-cation.
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As I stared up at picture after disgusting picture, I knew I needed a drink. But there was no beer left in the fridge!
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So what'd ya do?
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I decided to mix the little bits that were left in every liquor bottle.
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Wait, you totally did invent the Flaming Moe! It's all coming back to me now!
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I grabbed creme de menthe, Midori, root beer schnapps, and tequila and poured it all into a blender. But I accidentally poured in "Krusty's Non-Narkotik Kough Syrup for Kids".
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The secret ingredient...
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And then after Patty's cigarette lit the drink aflame, the rest was drunk history...
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So alls we need to do is combine the most random bits of alcohol and hope we accidentally pour in something super weird!
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Exactly!
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Then let's play some montage music and start dumping things into a giant cup.
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Whoa, that's a lot of absinthe you're pouring.
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Oh, don't worry, it's super watered down.
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Task: "Make Homer Create a New Drink With Moe". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
If Moe is owned: Task: "Make Moe Create a New Drink With Homer". The job takes place at Moe's Tavern, Hell Moe's, Beer -N- Brawl, Knockers, CBGB, Jazzy Goodtime's, an Eatery, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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Here it is, Mr. Bannister, the latest hit drink to take over Springfield and the world: The Fuming MoeMer!
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What? This looks and smells terrible! Is that yellow gas bubbling out of it?
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No, it's not gas! It's fumes!
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Beautiful, beautiful fumes!
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Yeah, that's a hard no! I can't even get this thing close enough to my face to try it.
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I feel like I'm going to pass out...
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Come on, at least take a sip.
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*sip* Well, that was the most disgusting drink I've ever tasted.
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Okay, got it, solid note...
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Well, I guess Tipsy's is just gonna have to keep trotting out the same drinks it's always been serving.
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At least pay us for coming up with the name "The Fuming MoeMer". That alone will sell some drinks.
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Oh yeah, "The Fuming MoeMer" — using that is a good idea!
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Woo-hoo! I'm famous and rich!
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You guys didn't win the prize! Your drink sucked. But thanks for the name!
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D'oh!
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Quest reward:  200 and  20
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