Fraudway Baby

"Fraudway Baby"

Song Information

Singers:	Kristen Bell Maggie Roswell Harry Shearer Kevin Michael Richardson Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Marge Simpson Helen Lovejoy Waylon Smithers Julius Hibbert Homer Simpson
Length:	1:15
Writer(s):	Music: Jack Dolgen Lyrics: Elisabeth Kiernan Averick and Jack Dolgen
Appearance(s):	"The Star of the Backstage"

"Fraudway Baby" is a song performed by Marge and the cast of Y2K: The Millennium Bug.

Lyrics

Marge:

I'll refer you to page three,

To an updated biography,

Of which you must see.

Certain to change your view,

Of the beloved ingenue,

Sasha! Poof.

The truth!

Helen:

She's never been in a Broadway musical or play?

Waylon Smithers:

She was never in Pippin, Show Boat, or Cabaret?

Dr. Hibbert:

She didn't sign autographs at a stage door-a?

Homer:

She worked at the Herald Square Sephora?

Marge:

Lost hope, gave up and moved the day,

She didn't get a callback for Hairspray.

She's a fraudway baby,

A phony, a fake.

She ain't got what it takes.

She's a fraudway baby,

She doesn't know Sutton Foster.

This broad's an imposter,

She's had you wrapped around her finger,

For days.

But she's nothing but a hair-extentioned,

Makeup-slinging, Botox-forehead,

Lying, cheating,

Baby fraudway...