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The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas

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"The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas"
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Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Julie Kavner
Nancy Cartwright
Yeardley Smith
Hank Azaria
Harry Shearer
Katy Perry
Characters: Homer Simpson
Marge Simpson
Bart Simpson
Lisa Simpson
Moe Szyslak
Mr. Burns
Katy Perry
Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Dan Castellaneta and Deb Lacusta
Appearance(s): "The Fight Before Christmas"

The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas is a song sung by the Simpson family, Moe, Mr. Burns (all as muppets) and Katy Perry.

Lyrics

39 Fops a-fopping,
38 Fishwives hawking,
37 Coopers cooping,
36 Bootblacks buffing,
35 Buskers busking,
34 Something something,
33 Alchemists transmuting,
32 Dutchmen plotting,
31 Doctors leeching,
30 Year average life span,
29 Smiths a-forging,
28 Coopers cooping,
We did that one already.
Shh.
27 Eelers eeling,
26 Anarchists bombing,
25 Swamis foreseeing,
24 Sideburns curling,
23 Monks a-changing,
22 Rats a-plaguing,
21 Coxswains calling,
20 Flautists fluting,
19 Footmen bowing,
18 Gungas dinning,
17 Seventy six,
16 Midwives birthing,
15 Aliens alienating,
14 Jacks a-ripping,
(gasp)
13 Scriveners scrivening,
12 lords a-leaping.
11 ladies dancing
10 pipers piping
9 drummers drumming
8 maids a-milking
7 swans a-swimming
6 geese a-laying
5 golden rings
4 calling birds
3 french hens
2 turtle doves
1 and a partridge in a pear tree

Behind the Laughter

"The Thirty-Nine Days of Christmas" is an "extended" version of the song "The Twelve Days of Christmas".

Appearances