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Identifying the 21 Types of Lazy Men (and Women) is Homer Simpson's list of types of lazy people, as represented by various Springfieldians.
Type
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Character
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Quote
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The Burned-Out Broad
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Lurleen Lumpkin
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Making a comeback is hard work. It takes plenty of alcohol. Buy me a drink?
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The Procrastinator
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Comic Book Guy
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I'll get to the inventory, right after I blog my top twenty-five reasons why Batman cannot possibly be gay.
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The Minimum Wage Slave
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Squeaky-voiced teen
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I remember the anticipation when I would ask, "Do you want fries with that?" What would the answer be? Somehow the thrill is gone.
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The Idle Wastrel
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Chester Lampwick
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Life's too short to eat bad hobo chili.
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The Shiftless Ne'er-Do-Well
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Snake Jailbird
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I need a job where I can work at home in my pajamas. Hmm ... Identity theft?
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