Dr. Zaius

For the character, see Dr. Zaius.

"Dr. Zaius"

Song Information

Singers:	Harry Shearer Phil Hartman Hank Azaria Pamela Hayden Dan Castellaneta
Characters:	Ape #1 Troy McClure Ape #2 Ape Elders Ape Nurse Dr. Zaius
Length:	0:58
Writer(s):	Music: Alf Clausen Lyrics: Jack Barth
Album:	Songs in the Key of Springfield
Appearance(s):	"A Fish Called Selma"

"Dr. Zaius" is a song from Stop the Planet of the Apes I Want to Get Off. It is sung by Troy McClure, Dr. Zaius and several other apes.

Lyrics

Ape #1:

Help, the human's about to escape!

Troy:

Get your paws off me, you dirty ape!

Ape #2:

[gasps] He can talk!

Ape Elders:

He can talk! He can talk!

Troy:

I can siiiiiiiing!

Chimp Nurse:

Ooh, help me, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

What's wrong with me?

Dr. Zaius:

I think you're crazy.

Troy:

I want a second opinion.

Dr. Zaius:

You're also lazy.

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Oh, Dr. Zaius!

Ape Elder:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Troy:

Can I play the piano anymore?

Dr. Zaius:

Of course you can.

Troy:

Well, I couldn't before.

[plays the piano]

Ape Elders:

Dr. Zaius! Dr. Zaius!

Behind the Laughter

The song is a parody of "Rock Me Amadeus" by Falco. It is part of the twenty-seventh track, "A Fish Called Selma (Medley)", from the album Songs in the Key of Springfield.

Appearances

Episode – "A Fish Called Selma"
Album – Songs in the Key of Springfield