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This Old Clown

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"This Old Clown"
Song Information
Singers: Dan Castellaneta
Yeardley Smith
Characters: Krusty the Clown
Lisa Simpson
Writer(s): Parody lyrics: Stephanie Gillis
Appearance(s): "Once Upon a Time in Springfield"

"This Old Clown" is a song sung by Krusty and Lisa.

Lyrics

Krusty:
This old clown, tee-hee-hee,
He's as happy as can be,
'Cuz I got a girlfriend under thirty-three!
Nelson and Milhouse:
Booooooooo!
Nelson:
I walked nineteen miles for this?
Krusty:
Can't you kids be glad for me?
Lisa:
I am her, she is me,
I'm just like Penelope.
(Bart unplugs the television.)
It's still on in my head,
It will be there till I'm dead.
(Lisa hums the rest of the song and Bart groans.)

Behind the Laughter

It is set to the tune of the traditional children's song "This Old Man".

Appearances