Welcome to Moe's

"Welcome to Moe's"

Song Information Singers: Julie Kavner Hank Azaria Nancy Cartwright Yeardley Smith Characters: Marge Simpson Moe Szyslak Bart Simpson Lisa Simpson Length: 0:42 Writer(s): Lyrics: Michael Price Music: Alf Clausen Album: The Simpsons: Testify Appearance(s): "Mommie Beerest"

"Welcome to Moe's" is a song sung by Marge, Bart, Lisa, and Moe when Marge was convincing Moe to change his bar into a British pub.

Lyrics

This place is a diamond,

But it's trapped in the rough.

Moe:

Yeah, well the sign still says "Moe's,"

So enough of your guff.

Marge:

Here's my new idea

To sell both beer and grub:

We will turn this filthy dive

Into a proper old-time British pub.

Moe:

A British bar?

Bart and Lisa:

(to the tune of "Rule Brittania")

Darts and meat pies,

And lager in pint glasses.

What a classy way

To get drunk off your asses!

Moe:

Hey, hold the phone! An English pub! That just might work!

All:

In song!

Moe:

Oh, my bar could be British instead of arm-pittish

So why don't we all--

Ah, screw it, let's get renovating.

Behind the Laughter

The music was composed by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Michael Price. It is the twenty-fifth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.

Appearances

• Episode – "Mommie Beerest"