Any Minute Now

"Any Minute Now"

Song Information Singers: Dan Castellaneta Julie Kavner Hank Azaria Harry Shearer Characters: Shady Vamp Moe Dog Barflies Upper-class fleas Siamese Cats Writer(s): Music: Don Payne and Alf Clausen Lyrics: Don Payne Appearance(s): "Love, Springfieldian Style"

"Any Minute Now" sung mainly by Shady and the Vamp.

Lyrics

The Vamp:

I haven't seen Shady in weeks.

Any minute now,

He'll scamper through that doggie door.

Shady:

Any minute now,

I'll be the dog she's lookin' for.

Barney, Moe Dog, Lenny, and Carl:

Any minute now,

You'll be stuck with her brood.

Patty and Selma:

Any minute now,

This pooch will know she's screwed.

The Vamp:

My hearts tells me to trust him.

Patty and Selma:

But your head knows he's a hound.

Shady:

I want to do the right thing.

Moe:

Come on! With all this high class tail around?

[Hooker Dog smokes a cigarette, coughs badly]

Fleas:'

Any minute now,

Our girl will make a brand new start.

Patty and Selma:

Yes!

The Vamp:

Any minute now,

I won't care that broke my heart.

Shady and the Vamp:

Any minute now.

Appearances

• Episode – "Love, Springfieldian Style" (Shady and the Vamp)