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The Rise and Fall of D'oh!/Quotes

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Martin: Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit!
Seymour Skinner: Of course!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in!
Krusty: This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting!

Homer: You want me to be on the cover of your magazine?
Krusty: Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look!

Bart: I forgot to ask how much I get paid!
Krusty: That's okay. I fotgot to pay you!
Bart: So when are you going to bring in som other writers?
Krusty: A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write!
Bart: [SIGH!]

Homer: D'oh!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars!
Homer: [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse.
Blue-Haired Lawyer: The hundred dollars must be paid immediately!
Homer: D'oh!
Blue-Haired Lawyer: Now you owe two hundred!
Homer: Eep!