The Rise and Fall of D'oh!/Quotes
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- Martin Prince: Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit!
- Principal Skinner: Of course!
- Squeaky-voiced teen: Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in!
- Krusty the Clown: This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting!
- Homer: You want me to be on the cover of your magazine?
- Krusty: Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look!
- Bart: I forgot to ask how much I get paid!
- Krusty: That's okay. I fotgot to pay you!
- Bart: So when are you going to bring in som other writers?
- Krusty: A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write!
- Bart: [SIGH!]
- Homer: D'oh!
- Blue-haired lawyer: Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars!
- Homer: [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse.
- Blue-haired lawyer: The hundred dollars must be paid immediately!
- Homer: D'oh!
- Blue-haired lawyer: Now you owe two hundred!
- Homer: Eep!
