The Rise and Fall of D'oh!/Quotes

Quotes

Martin Prince: Bart Simpson has created a homemade humor magazine making fun of the school stuff! I assume, as usual, my tattling counts for extra credit!

Principal Skinner: Of course!

Squeaky-voiced teen: Krusty! That actor you planted as an undercover kid at Springfield Elementary just called in!

Krusty the Clown: This chould be important. Cancel my A.A. meeting, my N.A. meeting, and my hey-hey meeting!

Homer: You want me to be on the cover of your magazine?

Krusty: Yep, every month! You've got that perfect, stupid, everyman look!

Bart: I forgot to ask how much I get paid!

Krusty: That's okay. I fotgot to pay you!

Bart: So when are you going to bring in som other writers?

Krusty: A quarter past never! Now get back to work! You've got three more movie sets to visit and dozens more pages to write!

Bart: [SIGH!]

Homer: D'oh!

Blue-haired lawyer: Excuse me, the Krusty Corporation has copyrighted the word "D'oh" for their magazine. Every time you use it, you owe Krusty one hundred dollars!

Homer: [SIGH] Fine. This day couldn't get any worse.

Blue-haired lawyer: The hundred dollars must be paid immediately!

Homer: D'oh!

Blue-haired lawyer: Now you owe two hundred!

Homer: Eep!