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Bart's Got Wheels/Quotes

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Homer: Wait! I sent the check! Don't take-- huh?
Raphael: I ain't here to take your car. I'm leavin' this one.
Grampa: We won it at the police auction.
Bart: It's mine!
Homer: Take it away!
Raphael: Well, bub, this tow is paid for, but it will cost you fifty bucks to take it away.
Homer: Leave it right here!

Milhouse: You really have your own car?
Bart: Yeah, man. It's cool.
Jimbo: Is it a GT?
Bart: You bet.
Dolph: You should paint flames on the sides!
Bart: Interesting idea. I'll take that under advisement.
Nelson: Hmm... what kind of theft protection do you have on this car?
Bart: Don't waste your taime, my filching friend.
Wendell: You're so lucky, Bart.
Bart: It's got an igintion kill, lo-hack, hi-jack and some devices so secret and lethal that I'm bound by law not talk about them.

Homer: I can't believe we let your drive!
Grampa: What a peach! She runs just like my first car.
Bart: You know, I bet the car goes faster.
Grampa: Nonsenese! It's been fifty years, but I know just how this model should be driven.
Mr. Burns: Hey, slowpoke! You drive lik an old man!
Bart: Mr. Burns is right, Grampa. Jasper just passed us.

Bart: Let's make this car fast and furious!
Homer: I can provide the furious.

Nelson: We were just tellin' everyone about your cool car, Bart. Or should i say "hot" car? 'Cause it was on fire! Haw haw!
Dolph: Dude, your car is lame.
Bart: Well, maybe you couldn't tell from the backseat of the cop car, but my ride is 100% cerifiably sweet!