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Fangs for Nothing!/Quotes

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Dr. Wolfe: I have to go immediately! Please tell my receptionist, Viky, to cancel all of today's appointments!
Bart: Will do, Doc!

Bart: Please take a seat!
Seymour Skinner: Is that you, Doctor Wolfe? You sound different!
Bart: I... have a cold. So I'll be wearing a mask for our appoitment!!
Seymour Skinner: Ah! Thay light is very bright!
Bart: You know what isn't bright? Gorging on cotton candy!
Seymour Skinner:[GASP!] How did you know?
Bart: Your teeth are a mess! They need to be capped!
Seymour Skinner: R-really? Well, far be it for me to question authority. I suppose you know best!
Bart: Heh heh!

Bart: Oh hey, Mrs. K! I'm back from my dental appointment! Did I muss actually use later in lafe?
Edna: Today, we were studying fractions... so, no.
Bart: She's just upset beacuse of what happened to principal Skinner.
Sherri/Terri: What happened?
Sherri/Terri: Is he okay?
Bart: You don't know? I heard he was bitten by a bat on a vaction to Transylvania! That's why he took the morning off. To see if there was any hope for someone in his condition!
Sherri/Terri: What condition?
Bart: Well, I don't want to use the "v" word, but...
Seymour Skinner: Good afternoon, children!
Sherri & Terri: [GASP!] Principal Skinner's a va-va-vampire!

Lou: Now, cheif, you know this vampire scare can't be real, right?
Clancy Wiggum: I'm a father first and a police chief second... maybe third depending how my bowling team is doing. If Ralphie's in trobule, I'll shoot first and think later!
Lou: So, basciaally, like you always do.
Clancy Wiggum: Speed it up, will ya?! It's a school zone, not a slow zone!
Raphael: Actaually, cheif, the law says...

Bart: Bart, get the children to safery and save yourself! Tell mother I loved her!
Seymour Skinner: Eeew! Tell her yourself!