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Season 22 Episode Quotes
468 "Treehouse of Horror XXI"
469
"Lisa Simpson, This Isn't Your Life"
"The Fool Monty" 470


Lisa: That school is so great. Teachers teach so much better when they're paid in money and not chickens.

Bart: You punch really good
Nelson: You think?
Bart: Oh yeah and you always avoid the face around picture day. People really appreciate that.
Nelson: Hey, those memories are forever.
Bart: You really care man. A lot of bullies just phone it in. *cough* Kearney *cough*

Lisa: I'll study so hard I'll make the old me look like Bart.
Homer: That'd be one weird looking kid.

Lisa: Lord Buddha, I know I'm not supposed to want stuff, but come on!

Bart: What's your note say?
Lisa: The seven of clubs?
Homer: Tada!

Principal Skinner: You yell at me for everything.
Superintendent Chalmers: Well I cant yell at anyone else. Teachers have unions. Students have parents.
Principal Skinner: What about Willie?
Superintendent Chalmers: I like Willie.

Principal Skinner: Lisa, one of the hardest jobs I have is throwing cold water on young children's dreams. Ralph, you're not a kangaroo.

Principal Skinner: Buying trophies from those cash-strapped schools really filled out the case.

Lisa: Someday when I'm a grownup, maybe I'll go back and look fondly at our house.
Bart: Well stop in and say hi to me because I'll still be there chilling in my basement bachelor pad.
Homer: Make sure to water my backyard grave.
Bart: As long as I can dig you up and stick you on the front porch every Halloween.
Homer: Just don't dress me up as a woman.
Bart: We'll see.

Selma: What a cheap date.
Moe: I'm not cheap baby. I'm embarrassed to be seen with you. There's a big difference.

Homer: No child of mine will go without anything. Ever. Except quality health care.

Krusty: Mousy and Catsy! Aren't they great?

Homer: You can't climb into the TV. If you could, I'd make Alex Trebek answer some questions.

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