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King of the Hill/Quotes

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Season 9 Episode Quotes
200 "Trash of the Titans"
201
"King of the Hill"
"Lost Our Lisa" 202


Marge: It's time for the church picnic.
Homer: What? They had a picnic last week.
Marge: No, they didn't. You just brought a bucket of chicken to church.
Homer: If God didn't want us to eat in church, he would have made gluttony a sin.

Bart: Okay, Dad. They've got our flag guarded pretty good.
Homer: I agree. Let's surrender.
Bart: No, wait. I have a plan. But I'll need your underpants.
Homer: Mmm, all right, but don't lose 'em. They're my only pair.

Homer: Okay, boy, I want you to keep this exercise thing under your hat. That way, I won't be embarrassed if I fail.
Santa's Little Helper: (barks)
(Snowball II runs inside the house)
Homer: Oh, great, now the cat knows!

Apu: What will it be Mr. Simpson? Your usual bucket of ice cream covered with miniature pies?
Homer: Eh, don't you have anything healthy here?
Apu: Ooh, well we do have some low-salt candy bars, and some reduced-fat soda. And our beef jerky is now nearly rectum free!

Homer: How can you put that filth into your bodies?
Marge: My casserole is not filth. (to kids) Eat it!
Homer: Look at you people! Bart's a tub, Lisa's weak as a little girl and Maggie doesn't seem to be growing at all!
Marge: Now that's just not-
Homer: You too, Marge. If you toned up a little, you'd probably get a lot more action.

Homer: Sorry, I only eat food in bar form. When you concentrate food, you unleash its awesome power, I'm told. That's why I'm compressing five pounds of spaghetti into a handy mouth-sized bar.


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