Bart's Girlfriend
"Bart's Girlfriend"
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Episode Information
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"Bart's Girlfriend" is the seventh episode of season 6.
Plot
Bart and Lisa are playing Cowboys and Indians with their friends, until their game is interrupted by their parents, who want them to go to church, among other things. In church, Bart is bored and is not listening to Reverend Lovejoy's sermon. Lovejoy's daughter, Jessica Lovejoy, reads the very same sermon. Seeing her, Bart is delighted by her, thinking his search for a girl is finally over. However, when he approaches her, she ignores him. The next Sunday, Bart decides to be in Sunday school, and tries to be nice to her. Again, she ignores him. Frustrated, Bart goes to the park to play a prank on Groundskeeper Willie at the Scotchtoberfest, which turns out to be a setup by Principal Skinner. Bart is punished with three months of detention. Jessica then asks him to dinner with her family. He accepts.
At the Lovejoy house, Bart is kicked out for allegedly swearing after Rev. Lovejoy hears him say the word "butt." Jessica instantly sees Bart as a bad boy, and she finds him very interesting. He sees Jessica as being "smart, beautiful, and a liar". They go out on the town, vandalizing landmarks and having the time of their lives. Bart, however, develops a problem with seeing her, realizing that Jessica is more of a troublemaker than him. Lisa suggests that Bart not see Jessica for three months. He agrees, but when he goes to church, he sits next to Jessica, who steals the money from the church collection plate, and puts the plate in Bart's lap. The congregation declares Bart the perpetrator of the theft, and indicts him as a thief and a crook. However, Chief Wiggum cannot officially charge or arrest Bart due to lack of evidence. When Bart tells that he didn't steal back at his house, Homer gets initially furious at him for supposedly stealing, but believes him after Marge tells Homer that her son is innocent. Bart fails to get Jessica to turn herself in and she reminds him that because she is the Reverend's daughter nobody would believer his story. However, Bart reveals the truth to Lisa, who vows not to let him take the blame for this.
The next week in church, Lisa tells the congregation that they should not indict Bart without evidence, and she wants all people considering themselves guilty to confess to a bad thing they did. She waits for the real culprit to come forward, but Jessica stays silent. Lisa then rats her out and suggests the congregation search Jessica's room. The money is found hidden under Jessica's bed, having everyone to realize that she did it all along and not Bart. Even though everyone's convinced about the truth, Rev. Lovejoy still refused to admit to the evidence by telling that Bart moved his room to their house in order to save his daughter, but Jessica admits that she did it, to gain attention from her father. After that, the whole congregation apologizes to Bart for indicting him. In the end, Jessica becomes punished and finds a new boyfriend, but she remains intrigued with Bart, who did not rat her out and, in turn, is still attracted to her. Jessica's punishment is washing the church steps and manages to trick Bart into doing for her and then rides away on her new boyfriends motorcycle. When Jessica is out of earshot he reveals he plan to do a 2nd rate to get Jessica into even more trouble.
Quotes
- Jessica: You're bad Bart, and I like it.
- Homer- Son, if you can look me in the eye and say you didn't take the collection money that's all I need.
- Bart- I didn't take it.
- Homer- Why you little- (Homer strangles Bart). How could you look at me and lie like that?
- Marge- Homer stop that! I believe him.
- Homer- Tell me, if he didn't take the money, why is he wearing those fancy clothes?
- Marge- That's what he wore to church!
- Principal Skinner- Congragulations Simpson. You just fell for our sting and won yourself three months detention. There's no such thing as Scotchtoberfest.
- Groundskeeper Willie- There's not? Ya used me Skinner! Ya used me!
- Bart- Three months!? Aww!
- Jessica- Hi Bart. I saw the way they set you up. That was really unfair.
- Bart- Ohh!
- Jessica- Want to have dinner at my house tonight?
- Bart- Really? Uh, sure.
- Jessica- Great. We eat at 7:00.
- Bart- There's only one thing to do at a moment like this: strut! (You can hear Bart Strutting to the tune of "Stayin' Alive" by the Bee Gees as a reference to the final scene in the 1982 film Stayin' Alive).
- Marge- 30 cents off Shake N' Bake? Homer!
- Homer- We can spare it Marge. We've been blessed.
- Homer- Stop him! He's heading for the window.
- Jessica- If you help me, you can hold my hand.
- Bart- Okay.(takes her hand)
- Jessica- (Grabs Bart's arm and makes him pull the fire alarm)
- Bart- (gasps).
- Jessica- (giggles) Teamwork! Come on Bart! (they both run, the staff and students panic and run for the exits)
- Willie- If I don't save the wee turtles, who will!? (Runs into the science lab and comes out with Turtles biting him)
- Willie- (screams). Save me from the wee turtles! they were too quick for me!! (falls down).
