The Ziff Who Came to Dinner/Quotes
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- [Lenny tells about being in The Re-Deadening ...]
- Lenny: "I had a small speaking role."
- Carl: "Yeah, I went to visit him and was banned from the set."
- Lisa: "Mr. Leonard, how did you get in a movie?"
- Lenny: "Classic Hollywood story. The director saw my photo in a medical book."
- [At the movie ...]
- Rod Flanders: "I'm scared!"
- Homer: "Relax, stupid. Everything you see is make-believe. Although it is based on a true story. [ominously] Some of which happened in this very theater."
- [Homer happily looks up and continues watching the movie, smiling as the kids look on in fear.]
- Lisa: "Dad, I don't like this movie. Can we go home?"
- Homer: "Oh, honey, don't be scared. Look, they killed the evil doll!"
- [A bloodcurdling scream comes from the screen.]
- Homer: [nonchalantly] "Well, what do you know? It's unkillable!"
- Artie: "Doesn't your father ever read to you?"
- Lisa: [light-heartedly] "He tried once, but he got confused and thought the book was real. [suddenly serious] He's still searching for that chocolate factory. It consumes him."
