The Return of Xt'tapalatakettle
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Comic Information
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The Return of Xt'tapalatakettle is a Simpsons Comics story that appears in Simpsons Comics #98. It has since been reprinted in Simpsons Comics Confidential.
Plot
"How d'you say "taco" in Mexican?"
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Marge asks what he did in Bart's room. X'T'H'K'K says that he doing his sacred duty, for 50 years he has lived inside the head of Xt'tapalatakettle, awaiting his terrible and gloriius return to bring judgment on humanity. When Mr. Burns gifted the head to the Simpsons, hee remaines inside waiting for Xt'tapalatakettle's return. He visits Bart everynight for he is his chosen successor. He have no son to carry on the sacred waiting so he have been desperately planting that suggestion into his sleeping mind for months. X'T'H'K'K begins to follow Bart and want him to be his chosen one, but Bart tell that it is better that he chooses Homer. Marge and Lisa try to get rid of the head now, but none one want's it, and Homer comes home from work. Bart and X'T'H'K'K moving down the living room to the Olmec head in the basement. Homer is about to embark on the head but when he think he is dreaming again he intend to visit the Duff Brewery instead.
Bart goes to Lisa to get some tips how he can get rid of hin but she would not help him until she sees that X'T'H'K'K have good contact with Snowball. Bart and Lisa go to Ned to borrow Christmas lights and his garage while Homer is thrown out from the Duff Brewery after swiming naked in the tank. Homer realizes that dream blows so he will live out his guiltess consquence free dream. Lisa wants to show something for X'T'H'K'K in Flanders garage, and inside it's turns out at Xttapalatakettle hanging in the roof, but X'T'H'K'K think he has a little lacking the wall of purifying fire so he is sceptic. Xttapalatakettle which is actually Bart tries to convince him that he is genuine and he realizes that he have right after the fire starts in the garage, after Homer set fire on it after he spraying gasoline over the garage.
Ned sees what Homer has done and start extinguish the fire and Homer realizes that this dream is everything exactly the same as when he awakes, and he starts to run away for now he is really angry. X'T'H'K'K tells to the Simpsons at the end times are aupon them at he must return to his village and be with his family before the world is consumed in fire and so fast he has $720 to the flight, he leave. Smithers and Mr. Burns came then, and they are forced to give X'T'H'K'K a check for $750 because he actually is the oldest in Springfield, 142 years which is older than Mr. Burns is.
X'T'H'K'K leave Springfield and flying home and everything is as usual in the Simpson family in addition to Homer now is settled in the Olmec head. While he sits there, he gets visit from the real Xttapalatakettle. Xttapalatakettle tells Homer that he speed returned after hundreds of winters to pass judgment of himanity and then asks what Homer doing tonight. He says that he watch TV, drink beer and eat donuts and Xttapalatakettle also starto doing it with Homer.