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- Seymour Skinner: I'm afraid that due to funding cuts, we've had to sell the science department skeleton and replace it with this Halloween costume. (Willie models the costume)
- Gary Chalmers: Thank you, Willie. Now, please return it to it's plastic snap case.
- Skinner: (clears throat) Moving on, our class trip to Italy is now Spaghetti Night at Papa John's, and your $1,500 deposit will not be refunded.
- Homer: Ooh, Papa John's!
- Homer: Oh, Marge, you gotta get on the Net. It's got all the best conspiracy theories. Did you know that Hezbollah owns Little Dolly Snack Cakes? This stuff will rock your world.
- Marge: Fine, I'll log onto Wahoo or Yippe or A-OK or Pooka-dooka, or whatever it's called.
- Melvin Van Horne: Can we move this meeting along? I pay my taxes, I expect my orange drink.
- Lisa: And this website will tell you the weather.
- Marge: (reading) Sunny? (looks out the window) I will never have to look out the window again!
- Marge: And all this time I thought Googling yourself meant the other thing.
- Marge: The Internet has it all. Today, I found out I have the same birthday as Randy Quaid, I MapQuested a great new route to the armory and I got a list of local houses where I'm not letting you kids trick-or-treat anymore!
- Lisa: I'm proud of you, mom. You're like Christopher Columbus! You discovered something millions of people knew about before you.
- Portly wizard: Greetings, cleric! Will you undertake a quest on my behalf?
- Elf Marge: Maybe I should run this by my husband first.
- Portly wizard: Things are more fun if you answer yes.
- Elf Marge: Then yes, hither me forth on mine arduous quest!
- Portly wizard: Once again, just yes.
