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Luke's Lament

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Revision as of 08:44, September 21, 2011 by Mythigator (talk | contribs) (Lyrics line 2, is it "guy" or "dude"? No such word as "gude".)

"Luke's Lament" is a parody of "Feliz Navidad", performed by Comic Book Guy and the Nerds.

Lyrics

Verse 1

So Vader's my dad?!
The gude's superbad.
He's covered in scars, blows up planets and stars, and he cut off my hand!
So Leia's my sis?!
I can't believe this!
I wish George said so, but he let us go share a passionate kiss.

Chorus

I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite
I wanna wish for a major rewrite to this silly sci-fi script!

Verse 2

So Han gets the girl?!
We're in Ewok-World.
I'm alone (of course), except for the Force. Man, I just want to hurl!

Chorus

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