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The Cold's In My Bones

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The Cold's In My Bones
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Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: A Christmas Peril
Required characters: Old Man Winter, Homer
Optional characters: Grampa
Internal name(s): TheColdsInMyBones
ID(s): 263022 - 263025


The Cold's In My Bones is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the A Christmas Peril content update. It requires Old Man Winter to be obtained.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After tapping on Old Man Winter's exclamation mark
Old Man Winter - Confused Where am I?
Homer - Annoyed Oh, great. You got out of the home again.
Old Man Winter - Annoyed Who are you?
Homer - Skeptical I'm not falling for your "I'm so senile, you have to be nice to me" bit. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me every day for twenty years... shame on you again.
Task: "Make Homer Take Old Man Winter to the Retirement Castle". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golden Exits Retirement Farm, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
If Old Man Winter is owned: Task: "Make Old Man Winter Wonder who Homer Is". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle, Golden Exits Retirement Farm, or a Visitable Home and takes 4 hours.
Old Man Winter - Confused What is this place?
Homer - Annoyed Okay, Dad. Back inside the home.
Grampa - Surprised Homer? What are you doing here?
Old Man Winter - Surprised Huh?
Homer - Aah AAH! I've got two Dads?! And not in the cool way!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Old Man Winter's exclamation mark
Grampa - Confused Who are you, handsome stranger? Some kind of doppleganger?
Old Man Winter - Annoyed I'm Old Man Winter. I bring the biting cold and bitter snow that reminds young whippersnappers that they're not in control of anything.
Grampa - Annoyed You're telling me. All of them with their stupid smart phones.
Old Man Winter - Happy I like the cut of your jib.
Grampa - Happy Want to yell at clouds together?
Old Man Winter - Happy I'll make 'em and you yell at 'em.
If Old Man Winter is owned: Task: "Make Old Man Winter Yell at Clouds". The job takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Abe Yell at Clouds". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
Grampa I have to give you credit. Usually when I yell at clouds, people just point and laugh.
Old Man Winter - Annoyed And you let them get away with that?
Grampa - Sad No one respects their elders anymore. My own son locked me up in this retirement home. He says the morgue's too good for me.
Old Man Winter - Annoyed And you let HIM get away with that?
Grampa He has a point.
Old Man Winter Have you tried telling him what it was like in your day?
Grampa - Sad I can't remember.
Old Man Winter - Confused You can't remember if you told him or you can't remember what it was like in your day?
Grampa - Confused What was the question?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Old Man Winter's exclamation mark
Old Man Winter I'll just have to teach you how to make your son fear your wrath.
Grampa - Confused Fear my what?
Old Man Winter - Confused Are you asking me that because you can't hear or you can't remember?
Grampa - Annoyed Probably both. Now, what did you say?
Old Man Winter I said, I'll just have to teach you how to make your son fear your wrath.
Grampa - Confused Fear my what?
If Old Man Winter is owned: Task: "Make Old Man Winter Bring Winter". The job takes 4 hours.
If Grampa is owned: Task: "Make Abe Look for His Glasses". The job takes place at the Retirement Castle and takes 4 hours.
Old Man Winter Abe, what did you think?
Grampa Have you seen my glasses?
Old Man Winter - Annoyed They're on your nose. Do you want me to do it again?
Grampa - Confused Do what again?
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Old Man Winter's exclamation mark
Old Man Winter Look, Abe, I'd love to help you out but I've got work to do.
Old Man Winter I heard that there are children out and about, enjoying their snow days.
Grampa - Annoyed What? Where?
Old Man Winter - Annoyed Last I looked, they were on your lawn.
Grampa - Outraged Kids on my lawn?! Old Man Winter, it's time for ME to help YOU!
If Old Man Winter is owned: Task: "Make Old Man Winter Yell at Children". The job takes place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Wonder who Old Man Winter Is" (x5). The jobs take place at Springfield Park Entrance, Springfield National Park, Peek-At-Em Park, Cretaceous Park, Springfield Gorge, or a Brown House and take 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20