| Crypto-Collusion
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Crypto-Collusion is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Who Shot Mr. Burns? (Part Three) content update. It requires Springfield Shopper to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark
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This just in: me. Dave Shutton is back in Springfield in search of a scoop that'll be a real page-turner.
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No one turns pages anymore, Shutton. It's all about views, clickthroughs, and you-won't-believe-what-they-look-like-nows.
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Your cynical attitude will be disproven with some good old-fashioned investigative reporting.
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Now, are there any fat twins on motorcycles around here I can photograph?
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Task: "Place a Minnow Pond".
Task: "Make Dave Shutton Fish for a Story". The job takes place at a Minnow Pond and takes 4 hours.
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Jeez, can't even find a mutated three-eyed fish anymore. What has this town become?
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Guess Brockman was right, I have to change with the times if I want a scoop.
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First step, upgrading from my trusty flip phone to whichever phone I get for free when I renew my cell contract.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark
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Whoa, there's all kinds of crazy stuff on this phone! Twitter, the weather, freemium games -- no thanks, sounds like a waste of time.
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What's this cryptocurrency everyone's talking about?
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You've come to the right place. I have become a collector of cyber currencies.
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Collector? You mean there's more of this stuff?
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Everybody is coming out with their own currency these days. It's the new “I got a rescue dog.”
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Did someone say they needed cryptocurrency? I was rooting around in a crypt and I found some coins on the corpses eyes!
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| Task: "Make Dave Shutton Dive Into Investigative Journalism". The job takes place at Springfield Shopper and takes 60 minutes.
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Hey-hey, want some bit-coin? I do a bit, you give me some coin!
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Is this the bit?
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Uh… no…
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark
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These cryptocurrencies are the worst! I need to warn people.
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The last thing we want is everyone blowing their life savings on this stuff.
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Task: "Make Dave Shutton Write Slam Piece". The job takes place at Springfield Shopper and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Throw Savings Around" (x3). The jobs take place at Shops and take 3 hours.
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Way to go, Shutton, you really got the town in a fuss with that cryptocurrency piece.
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So it's a hit! Great, it brings me joy to inform the public of the dangers of sketchy online money.
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Oh, it didn't scare anyone. They assume that all news is fake news, so they just did the opposite of what you said.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark
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I don't understand. How do I get the people of Springfield's attention?
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Maybe reading was never this town's strong suit. But what if I got my message out on TV?
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I can't believe I need Kent's help, but it's time to head to Channel 6.
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Task: "Reach Level 23 and Build Channel 6".
Task: "Make Dave Shutton Plead to Kent Brockman". The job takes place at Channel 6 and takes 3 hours.
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So Kent, what do you say? You help me get the word out, and I write a couple of your exposés?
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It's a deal. The first exposé will be: “What's That Smell Coming From the Zoo?”
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I knew you'd make me regret this immediately.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Dave Shutton's exclamation mark
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I'm sorry, sir, we only accept personalized cryptocurrency from each customer.
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It's getting worse! Why isn't anyone listening to me?
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This just in, people only watch news to reaffirm their own beliefs, not to get actual news.
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Well, if it's pandering they want, at least my pandering will be incredibly distracting.
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| Task: "Make Dave Shutton Capture the Moment Again". The job takes 8 hours.
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That's it! One simple cute dog video should keep them occupied.
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But the allure of cryptocurrency will remain. Hopefully no billionaire evil mogul hears about this. The exploitation would be catastrophic!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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