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STEM Vs. Them

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STEM Vs. Them
Tapped Out Quest Information
Level: 5
Update: "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in
Requirement(s): myPad
Required characters: Lisa, Bart, Nelson

STEM Vs. Them is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in part of The Buck Stops Here content update.

Dialogue[edit]

Pt. 1[edit]

After starting the update
Lisa - Happy We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
Bart - Rolling Eyes What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
Lisa - Dreamy I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man!
Homer It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you?
Task: "Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Place Life-Sized Visible Man".
Task: "Tap Life-Sized Visible Man".
Lisa - Happy The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
Bart - Surprised Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
Lisa - Worried It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song... uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 2[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Singing Notes SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH...
Bart - Singing Notes SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*
Lisa - Shouting Bart!!!
Bart - Laughing I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts*
Lisa - Sad I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
Ralph I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food...
Lisa - Singing Notes I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES...
Bart - Singing Notes MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY...
Homer - Angry Why you little...
Task: "Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Tease Lisa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 3[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa - Annoyed Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves.
Nelson Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
Bart - Annoyed Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
Lisa - Annoyed It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
Bart - Laughing If by "a boy who understands you", you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
Nelson Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
Bart That's more like it. I knew you had it in you.
Lisa - Suspicious Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now?
Nelson - Sad I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house.
Task: "Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Quest reward: Cash100 and XP10

Pt. 4[edit]

After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
Lisa Uh-oh... I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.
Lisa - Singing Notes I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.
Lisa - Singing Notes AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
Ralph - Singing MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.
Nelson Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie!
Task: "Make Lisa Sing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Lisa - Dreamy Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!
Message Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!
Quest reward: Cash200 and XP20