| STEM Vs. Them
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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STEM Vs. Them is a temporary questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the "Haw-Haw Land" episode tie-in part of The Buck Stops Here content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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We're headed to the STEM conference! Somebody pinch me! NOT LITERALLY, BART.
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What does STEM stand for? Stupid, Terrible, and Extremely Meh?
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I'm just excited we're going to see the Visible Man!
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It's IN-visible man, Lisa. You don't know much about horror movies, do you?
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Task: "Make Lisa Explain What STEM Stands For". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Place Life-Sized Visible Man".
Task: "Tap Life-Sized Visible Man".
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The anatomically correct, life-sized, inside-out man. Your giant heart is almost as big as your giant lungs, kidneys, and pancreas.
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Ugh, we better get out of here — looks like he ate a really big lunch.
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It doesn't matter — my heart fills with song... uh-oh. You're right. Let's get out of here!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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SCIENCE AND MATH, SCIENCE AND MATH...
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SMELL MY BURPS, AND FEEL MY WRATH! *burps*
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Bart!!!
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I'm a natural songbird — and so's my butt. *farts*
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I just want a boy to share my love of song, over a nice vegetarian lunch.
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I like veternian lunch! Dog food, cat food...
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I WANT A DREAMBOAT, NOT ONE OF THESE DUMMIES...
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MY MOM IS A SCOLD, AND MY DAD IS A RUMMY...
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Why you little...
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Task: "Make Lisa Sing Nerdy Songs". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Bart Tease Lisa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Go ahead and tease me — you're really just teasing yourselves.
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Stop teasing yourself! Stop teasing yourself!
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Dude, we're supposed to be tormenting Lisa, not each other. Eyes on the prize!
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It's perfectly reasonable for me to want a boy who understands me!
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If by "a boy who understands you", you mean one who understands your singing is terrible.
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Yeah, Lisa! Your singing sounds about as good as your face looks.
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That's more like it. I knew you had it in you.
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Nelson, I don't know why you're hanging out around me. We broke up, so you shouldn't be back in my life! Why tease me now?
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I secretly dig you. Plus, Mom's passed out on the stoop. Can't get in the house.
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| Task: "Make Lisa Not Be Understood by Others". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Uh-oh... I feel a song coming on! Unless I ate some tainted tofu.
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I'LL NEVER SAY SORRY FOR LOVING MATH AND SCIENCE.
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AGAINST IGNORANCE, I WILL ALWAYS SHOW MY DEFIANCE!
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MOMMY WON'T LET ME TOUCH ANY APPLIANCE.
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Don't worry, Lis. I'll be there to pick you up after every failed relationship, probably 'til you're in high school, and I'm in juvie!
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Task: "Make Lisa Sing". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Nelson Lie in Wait for Lisa". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 4 hours.
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Where's that piano music coming from? Is that a boy who knows the beauty of jazz? It's America's only true art form — and its least popular!
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| Message
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Will Lisa ever find true love? Or is she doomed to forever be a prime number? Find out on The Simpsons - Sunday 8/7C on FOX!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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