| Tale of Two Mages
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Tale of Two Mages is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror XXVIII content update. It requires Wizard Lisa and Wizard Bart to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
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It's the first day of Magic Academy classes! Bart, don't forget to sharpen your wand and polish a toad for your teacher.
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Listen, I'm magic's biggest fan but ANOTHER school!? Magic or not, I'll sit this one out.
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Come on, Bart, you don't want to miss orientation! They have a sorting sock that determines your future! AND that's when they hand out the owls!
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I know my future – it's being awesome. But I guess I could pick up my owl then bail before lame spell casting classes start.
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Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Attend Orientation". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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I got grouped with all the book worms and try-hards! I can't wait to out try-hard all of them!
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Where did you get assigned, Bart?
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It booked me for a full year's worth of detention. I hate when schools automatically and correctly assume you're bad! It's not fair!
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
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It was so cool, Mom! We learned how to transform frogs into princes.
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And then we trained the princes not to eat flies. And then we all ate lunch.
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That's great, sweetie. How was your day, Bart?
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Lame! They're forcing me to retake the pre-Magic Academy classes. I didn't even get to cast a spell today!
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I'm sure they just want to make sure you work at a rate you're comfortable with.
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They're making me write the alphabet! Not even the magical alphabet. Just that stupid A, B, D one.
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Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Conduct a Magical Orchestra". The job takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Shirk His ABCs". The job takes place at Bart's Treehouse and takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
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I can't wait for exotic animal lessons today! I think we're learning how to adjust a dragon's flame.
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Let me know when your dragon's BBQ lighting-ready and I'll have him over.
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Forget this. I'm not sitting through another elixir mixing class. It's all in metric. I barely know the Imperial system!
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Even though I hate tests, it's time for this prankster to put what he's learned to the test.
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Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Learn Dragon Etiquette". The job takes place at the Magic Academy or Brown House and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Bart Magically Pants Skinner". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 8 hours.
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Bart, report to my office this instant.
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So, this is the part where I get expelled from the normie school by the dweeb principal?
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Due to your impressive, though humiliating, display of magical aptitude, we're enrolling you in dark arts. And may God have mercy on our souls.
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Is that the one where the class paints a naked Willie?
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No. Parents shut that class down.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
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So, apparently there's also a "dark arts" side to magic. And I'm pretty good at it. Even heard the letter "A" being associated with me.
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And it didn't have an "ss" coming after it!
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Lisa, why can't you be more like your brother? He could become the first overlord warlock in this family!
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Of course, Bart's the prodigy at the one thing I've read and obsessed over my entire young adult life.
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Task: "Make Wizard Bart Exploit Powers". The job takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Practice Spells". The job takes 4 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Wizard Lisa's exclamation mark
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I got a B- in Transfiguration?! Haven't I changed enough!
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If you think you deserve an A, you should be able to turn it into one.
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You're right, Bart. Although it's against my moral code, I can Transfigure my B- into an A!
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That's not what I meant. Wait. Stop! Why am I the smart, responsible one now?! I'm scared. I'm very scared!
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Task: "Make Wizard Bart Sneak Around Invisible". The job takes place at Springfield Elementary and takes 60 minutes.
Task: "Make Wizard Lisa Try to Transfigure an A". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 60 minutes.
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Darn! I can only manage a B+.
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Lisa, we've got to get out of here! An invisible ghost is throwing chicken bones at me and calling me fat-wad all over the house!
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the Charles Dickens novel A Tale of Two Cities.
