| The Call of the Campfire
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Call of the Campfire is an event-exclusive questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Treehouse of Horror 2015 content update.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After starting the update
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Are there too many neck veins on this severed head?
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Agghhhhhh!
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Agghhhhhh!
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Oh, Dad's just doing his annual Halloween decorating.
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Everscream Terrors! Every year we have the spookiest house on the block!
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A jack-o-lantern vomiting its own seeds?! Homer, where do you get your ideas?
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Other people.
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What if you put beer cans nearby, you know, like that's what made him throw up!
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Lisa, let Daddy take care of the “ideas.”
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You and Bart can make decorations. We need macaroni skeletons!
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Lots of them.
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Task: "Make Lisa do Babyish Busy Work". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Bart do Babyish Busy Work". The job takes place at the Simpson House and takes 6 seconds.
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| After starting the jobs
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It's so demeaning! Sending us off to make crafts just to get us out of the way.
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Still, it's kinda like homework which means I will crush it!
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Awww, these fruit-leather tombstones are turning out so adorable!
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I FREAKING HATE THAT!
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| After finishing the tasks
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Halloween isn't about glitter-glue and pipe cleaners. It's about kids getting together, telling ghost stories and giving each other nightmares.
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Also candy.
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That's a great idea! We'll gather a bunch of kids and tell ghost stories! Outside, around a campfire!
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Oh. I meant vegging out on the couch and watching a bunch of kids do Halloween on TV.
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But tell me more about this “outside.” It sounds fascinating.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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I've found lots of wood for our campfire.
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Wow, it looks really old. Where'd you find it?
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There's a bunch of it by the water.
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Looks like it used to be part of an old throne or underwater church or gateway to another dimension.
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I ‘unno. Lotta stuff got ruined when dad blew up the town.
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It's covered with strange writing. I don't recognize it.
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I couldn't read it either, but I just figured it was cursive.
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Maybe we shouldn't burn mysterious wood we know nothing about.
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Should we cut down your precious trees?
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Well, they're not AS precious to me now that we get ‘em free at Springfield Heights, but…
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It seems like a lot of sweaty work.
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Let's just pick up more old wood near the water.
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If no Beach is owned: Task: "Place Rivers".
If Bart is owned: Task: "Make Lisa and Bart Collect Mysterious Driftwood". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 30 seconds.
If Bart is not owned: If {{{char}}} is owned: Task: "Make Lisa Collect Mysterious Driftwood". The job takes place at Beach or River and takes 30 seconds.
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This wood feels odd.
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Cold. Like dead hands.
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Really? Mine feels hot and smells like brimstone.
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Mine is pulsing like a beating heart and oozing blood.
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Can we please stop describing things and just throw it on to the pile!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Lisa's exclamation mark
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Bart, I think there is something evil about this firewood.
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Just because it smells a little and bleeds a little and emits otherworldly moans a little?
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I think you're reading too much into this.
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I found this ancient-looking scroll near a big pile of this wood…
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Look at the drawing: A spiky-headed boy, in a red shirt reading from an ancient-looking scroll…
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…behind him, a giant tentacled demon rises…
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And?
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It's you! Look what's in the ancient word-bubble…
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“K'waB'nga”
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I don't say that.
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Below that it says, “Eet my C'thorts, man.”
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More gobbledy-gook.
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And below that it says, “Im B'art Th'mpson hu the C'thell R U?”
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Okay, I'll admit it's creepy. But we're building a Halloween campfire…
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Creepy is exactly what we want!
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Task: "Build the Spooky Campfire". It takes 6 seconds.
Task: "Reach Level 12 and Build Bart's Treehouse".
Task: "Make Bart Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Youngsters Gather Around the Spooky Campfire". The jobs take place at the Spooky Campfire and take 1 minute.
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Hoo-kay, for my spooky story I'd like to read off this scroll that Lisa's so scared of…
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No Bart, that's exactly what you shouldn't—
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Ah-ah! Listen with your ears, not with your mouth.
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I hate when you use teacher-phrases.
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Leagues beneath the inky deep, rests the evil and unpronounceable city of R'lyeh.
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Therein lies the demon known as…
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M'nthster!
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Dead but dreaming.
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Waiting for the stars to come right.
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And for the chosen underachiever to speak the words…
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And break the spell which binds him:
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C'thulhu-doodle-dooooooo!
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Bart! Stop! You might actually call something forth!
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And nobody wants that.
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I do.
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AGGGGGGHHHHH!
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Bart! You fulfilled the prophecy and unleashed a malevolent entity!
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I'm telling!
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Wh-who are you?
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I am called… M'nthster.
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Muns-ther?
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My name cannot be spoken by a human mouth.
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You need to roll the “r” with your face-tentacles.
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Mons-terrr?
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Can we move on? I don't wanna get hung up on this.
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What do you want?
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I come to make mankind free and wild. To turn him away from law and morality.
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I will teach the human new ways to scream and kill and revel in joy. Until all the earth is aflame in a holocaust of ecstasy.
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That's the plan, anyway. But I'm also gonna occasionally wing it. I don't want to get too scheduled.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Bart's exclamation mark
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Well, it's been nice summoning ya but it's getting late so, you know…
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Time to get back into the campfire.
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I'm afraid it's not that easy.
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Your campfire story about me created a portal, which I used to enter this dimension.
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But that has since closed.
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You'll need to tell another creepy tale to create a portal from which I can leave.
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Deal!
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Someone tell a ghost story. Something really creepy. We gotta scare tentacle-face back to wherever.
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Ooh! I've prepared a story! I even rehearsed in a mirror!
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I practically scared myself.
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If I saw what you see in the mirror, I'd be scared too.
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Task: "Build the Springfield Library".
Task: "Make Martin Tell a Scary Story". The job takes place at the Spooky Campfire and takes 4 hours.
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A young woman visited her blind grandfather who had moved into a new apartment.
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He complained bitterly.
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“The nightclub next door keeps me up with music and laughter…”
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“And drunken shuffling, up and down the street, sometimes right by my door…”
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“Then, every night at 2:22 in the morning…”
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“… They start screaming…”
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“Every night, they scream, and then…"
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“Silence.”
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And his grand-daughter said…
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“O. M. G. Grampa!”
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“Right outside your window are the charred remains of a disco that burnt to the ground in, like, the 70's.”
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“We didn't think you'd mind the crappy view, being blind and what-not…”
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“The fire that killed all those people…”
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“…started at 2:22 AM!”
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That's your story? Undead disco dancers?
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Nelson?
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Already noogy-ing him.
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Zombies are now spawning from the campfire!
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Quest reward: 100 and  100
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