| Mr. Moneybags
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Mr. Moneybags is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Money Mountain content update.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Ah, my mountain is finally finished. Take that, Crazy Horse Memorial!
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Smithers, did you come back to grovel?
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Absolutely, sir. Would you prefer on my knees or on my belly?
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Is there any option that's even lower?
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I could dig a hole and grovel in IT?
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Excellent!
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Now that you've finished Mt. Money, would you like me to invite the town so they can bask in its glory, and you can bask in their jealousy?
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No, Smithers. All these people bothering me on my mountain...
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"Please don't build it." "Please give me money." "Please stop throwing rocks at my son." I'm sick of them.
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Instead Monty Moneybags wishes to explore his mountain alone.
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I'm Monty Moneybags, in case you didn't follow.
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Perhaps I should come with you, sir. If you find yourself in distress, you can eat me.
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You'll find the Monty Moneybags outfit in your inventory!
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| New Skin: Monty Moneybags
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| Task: "Make Monty Moneybags Mount the Money Mountain". The job takes place at the Money Mountain and takes 24 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Monty Moneybags' exclamation mark
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A glorious hike! It's even more majestic than I imagined.
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Sir, this drinking water you brought has left me a little woozy.
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Drinking water? What kind of third world peasant do you mistake me for?
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That's 100 proof Russian vodka distilled by Putin himself.
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But I've drunk *hic* nearly the entire bottle!
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You simpleton! How could you not realize it was vodka?
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You made me plug my *hic* nose so I wouldn't smell the air of wealth.
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Well I can't have you drunkenly embarrassing me in front of my mountain. Go walk it off!
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And leave the bottle.
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Task: "Make Monty Moneybags Celebrate Atop the Mountain". The job takes place at the Money Mountain and takes 4 hours.
Task: "Make Smithers Become a Hideous Drunken Wreck". The job takes place at Visitable Homes and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Monty Moneybags' exclamation mark
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This is truly a monument fit for a king. Or our American equivalent of a king: a ridiculously rich businessman.
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Now to frolic in these piles of money like the villainous Von Trapp family...
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...before they ran out on a much-anticipated concert that some of us spent weeks camping out for tickets to.
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| Task: "Make Monty Moneybags Frolic in Currency". The job takes place at the Money Mountain and takes 12 hours.
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If it wasn't for my crippling joint pain, worldly cynicism, and titanium hip, I'd feel like a kid again.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Monty Moneybags' exclamation mark
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There's an entrance to the Caverns of Cash!
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I nearly forgot I put that here.
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I wonder if there's anything valuable inside. Other than, obviously, the walls and floors and ceiling of cash.
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| Task: "Make Monty Moneybags Explore the Caverns of Cash". The job takes place at the Money Mountain and takes 60 minutes.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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