| The Dame of the Game
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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The Dame of the Game is a questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Terwilligers content update. It requires Dame Judith Underdunk to be obtained.
Dialogue
Pt. 1
| After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark
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Come, you spirits that tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here...
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And fill me from the crown to the toe topful of direst cruelty!
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Full of direst cruelty? Smithers, who is this delightfully appealing woman?
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The famous Shakespearean actress Dame Judith Underdunk.
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Ah, a fan of my old buddy Will Shakespeare.
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What a wild rapscallion he was!
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Task: "Reach Level 11 and Build Cooling Towers".
Task: "Make Burns Reminisce About His Life 400 Years Ago". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 4 hours.
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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Pt. 2
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Dame Judith, you seem like a fitting partner for me.
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Just the kind of gal to screw my courage to the sticking point every now and then.
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If it were done when 'tis done, then 'twere well it were done quickly.
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Yet do I fear thy nature. It is too full o' th' milk of human kindness.
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Madam, I can assure you I hate all milk except of magnesia.
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Give me a chance. Let us scheme nasty schemes together.
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| Task: "Make Judith and Burns Form an Evil Partnership". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 24 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 3
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation marl
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Dame Judith, now that we're partners, you should meet the rest of my team.
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This is my lapdog, Smithers.
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And these are my actual hounds, Fido and Spot.
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Oh, I'm sorry. Spot seems to have gotten into your handbag.
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Out, damn'd Spot! Out, I say!
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Excellent.
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Task: "Make Burns Concoct an Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Judith Concoct an Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 4
| After tapping on Dame Judith Underdunk's exclamation mark
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Okay, Dame Judith, let's compare evil schemes. Mine's a real pip!
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We disguise a three percent rate hike as a carbon-tax offset!
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Pretty great idea, eh?
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It is a tale told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, signifying nothing.
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Not a big fan, I see. Well, what's your brilliant idea?
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Is this a dagger which I see before me, the handle toward my hand?
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Going for some kind of assassination, are we? Doesn't sound too profitable.
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Let's try another round of scheming.
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Task: "Make Burns Concoct Another Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Judith Concoct Another Evil Scheme". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 8 hours.
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Pt. 5
| After tapping on Mr. Burns' exclamation mark
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Look, Dame Judith, we're supposed to be partners, but all your evil schemes are about killing some kid named Bart Simpson.
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And I must tell you I'm utterly opposed to child murder... when it doesn't improve the bottom line.
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So maybe we should just concentrate on our relationship. I mean, we have fun together, right?
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Tomorrow, and tomorrow, and tomorrow creeps in this petty pace from day to day to the last syllable of recorded time.
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You are such a downer.
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Task: "Make Burns Secretly Plan to Murder Judith". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 12 hours.
Task: "Make Judith Secretly Plan to Murder Burns". The job takes place at the Reactor Core and takes 12 hours.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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