He's the Man
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He's the Man is a song from the episode Alone Again, Natura-Diddly. It is sung by the Christian rock band Covenant, whose lead singer, Rachel Jordan is voiced by Shawn Colvin. The music was written by Alf Clausen and the lyrics by Ian Maxtone-Graham. It is the fourth track on the album The Simpsons: Testify.
Lyrics
- Rachel Jordan:
- This is a love song about a dude I met in a sleazy hotel. (Flanders gasps) A dude named God.
- Ned Flanders:
- Oh.
- Rachel Jordan:
- In a motel in Delacroix,
- I was drinkin' like a Dartmouth boy,
- And thinkin' 'bout the wrong turns that I took.
- Well, I woke up on the puke-green floor,
- And opened up a dresser drawer,
- Lookin' for a bible,
- But instead I found a book.
- Lenny:
- She's talkin' about the bible.
- Carl:
- So? She's good-lookin', shut up.
- Lenny:
- 'You shut up.
- Rachel Jordan:
- A book about a man,
- A book about the dude who lives above,
- A book about a man,
- Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
- Now, if you think He doesn't care,
- Or maybe that He isn't there,
- It's not too late
- To see how wrong you are.
- So when you're soul has gone astray,
- Just let God be your Triple-A,
- He'll tow you to salvation
- And He'll overhaul your heart.
- A book about a man,
- A book about the dude who lives above,
- A book about a man,
- Who drives a pickup full of sweet sweet love.
