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Wish is my Command
Wish is my Command Pt. 1
After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
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If your wildest dreams are what you seek, then wag your tongue and speak.
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Nae, I don't know if you can handle Willie's wildest dreams.
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Probably not, but the Monkey's Paw sure can.
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Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Pass on the Curse (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wish is my Command Pt. 2
After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
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One monkey paw down... how many more to go?
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*checks inventory*
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Ugh, I'm up to my maw in paws.
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Hey, mister, where's the bathroom?
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Perhaps you could use an extra hand... or paw in there?
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Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Sell to Children (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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The rest of the questline requires Hans Moleman to be unlocked to continue.
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Wish is my Command Pt. 3
Wish is my Command Pt. 4
After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
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Beat it! I was trading here first.
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You're selling junk. And I know junk. My life is full of it.
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You know nothing of the wares I deal in.
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I know one thing; you're ripping people off and I'm turning you in.
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Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Use Monkey's Paw as a Weapon (8h, Monkey's Paw Shop)
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Ow! I've been slapped a lot but that really hurt.
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Talk to the severed paw, 'cause I don't care. And don't come back!
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Wish is my Command Pt. 5
After tapping on Monkey's Paw Salesman's exclamation mark:
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You again?!
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There he is officer, arrest that man.
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You'll never take me or my paws alive!
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Great! I'll take you dead. Now where'd I put my gun?
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Task: Make Monkey's Paw Salesman Make a Quick Escape (4h) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Unforeseen Consequences
Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 1
After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
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Who is it?
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I have good news for all men!
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Did Countess Dracula split with the Count? Finally my chance with her has come! *walks out of front door*
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No, I was talking about the good news from the book of God.
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That's a disappointment. I'll pass. *tries to open front door*
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*front door is locked* Now look what your God has done to me!
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Task: Make Dr. Griffin Try to Break Into His Own House (12h, Invisible House)
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What did I do with that spare key?
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*checks invisible mail box* Nothing.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 2
After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
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This is embarrassing, but I got locked out of my house. Can you send someone to find me, then find my house, then help me get in?
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That's right. It's an invisible house. And I'm invisible too.
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I'll make sure you can see me and I'll show you where it is.
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This isn't a prank call. Hello? Hello?
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Task: Make Dr. Griffin Call Lock Smiths (8h, Invisible House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 3
After tapping on Moe's exclamation mark:
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Whoa, you look like crap. Have a drink.
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I better not. Alcohol goes right through me. It's not pretty.
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You just need something thicker that sticks to yer ribs. *slides drink*
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Chocolate milk?
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You call it chocolate milk, I call it white milk that's gone bad... it's all good.
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Task: Make Dr. Griffin Drown His Sorrows in Chocolate (4h) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 4
After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
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Where the heck are you?
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Right in front of you. You're staring through my neck.
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Freaky, but okay, let's get down to business. Where's the house that I'm breaking into?
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You're not breaking in. It's my house. I'm just locked out.
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I'll give you two options: crowbar to the door or a brick through the window.
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*sigh* Brick please.
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Task: Make Dr. Griffin Hire a Criminal (8h, Moe's Tavern) If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Break Into Invisible House (8h, Invisible House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Unforeseen Consequences Pt. 5
After tapping on Dr. Griffin (Invisible Man)'s exclamation mark:
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You had to break ALL the windows?
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You needed in. I got you in.
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*sighs* Here's thirty dollars for your time.
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Thirty smackers?! I didn't shoot a guard and break out of jail for that!
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Looks like I'm helping myself to some of your expensive art work.
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Task: Make Dr. Griffin Get Robbed (8h, Invisible House) If the user has Snake: Task: Make Snake Rob Invisible House (8h, Invisible House)
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I can't see you but I hope you can see the grin on my face.
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Fyi: I'm not smiling.
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That's the problem with victims. They never want to smile.
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha
Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 1
After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
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Ugh, I'm so desperately lonely.
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Why won't people hang out under dank, dark bridges no more?
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Hey, Lenny! We gotta cross this bridge to get to that new bar.
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No problem. We've climbed mountains and waded through swamps to get to bars before.
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Sweet! New friends! Time to sharpen up my teeth so I look presentable.
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Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scare Away Potential Friends (8h, Deep Dark Woods) If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Try to Cross Bridge (8h, Deep Dark Woods) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 2
After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
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Yoo-hoo! Wanna sit for a spell under my bridge? *snarl* *claw* *claw*
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What the hell is that thing?!
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I don't care if beer is cheap over there, I'm not crossing that bridge.
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Please, don't go!
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Wait a minute... new idea. Maybe drunks shouldn't have to cross bridges to get their booze.
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Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Convert Bridge to Bar (8h, Deep Dark Woods) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 3
After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
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Everything a troll needs to open an underbridge bar is stuck in the muck right here.
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I'll just string up some skulls for lantern lights.
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These spinal columns will make nifty bar stools.
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A death certificate can fill in for a health inspection certificate...
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And for booze... folks can drink my stream water. Enough drunks have drowned in it so there's gotta be alcohol in it.
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Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Water Down His Brew (12h, Deep Dark Woods) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 4
After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
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Come one, come all, "Moe's Troll Hole" is open for business!
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What?! Where is everyone?
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Don't people read welcome signs no more: "Warning! Troll Opens Bar Under Dangerous Bridge! Drink At Your Own Risk!"
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*sigh* Gonna have to get ugly about this making friends thing.
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Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Scheme Up Promo (8h, Deep Dark Woods) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Craft Brew Ha-Ha Pt. 5
After tapping on Bridge Troll Moe's exclamation mark:
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Hey, village people! Your first booze is on the house. Or should I say under the bridge. Whatever. It's free!
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I'll go under anything for free booze! How much are the drinks after that?
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All free. But you gotta answer riddles to get 'em.
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What if we get the wrong answer?
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Then I gotta take something from you: a toe, an ear, your soul...
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But if I get the riddle right, it's free booze!
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And if we're wrong, it's just our toe or my soul. We're in!
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Task: Make Bridge Troll Moe Serve Riddles & Rhye (8h, Deep Dark Woods) If the user has Lenny: Task: Make Lenny Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods) If the user has Carl: Task: Make Carl Sacrifice Self for Booze (8h, Deep Dark Woods) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Price of Peace
Price of Peace Pt. 1
After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
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Father, I've returned.
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Tell me of your travels.
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I've gone to a world that accepts us as one of their own.
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Sounds like it's fairy tale time.
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Task: Make Kamala Tell Stories About Her Travels (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House) If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Provide Commentary on Every Detail of the Story (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Peace Pt. 2
After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
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What I've learned can help us have a more advanced society.
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Our society abides by the rule of K.I.S.S – Keep It Simple Stupid.
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Advancements do sound intriguing though.
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Quiet, you're not helping.
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Then I don't need your help. I can do it on my own.
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Task: Make Kamala Try to Change Rigellian Way of Life (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House) If the user has Kodos: Task: Make Kodos Secretly Help Kamala (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Peace Pt. 3
After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
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I can't believe our society rejected an opportunity for peace and equality.
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Rigellians thrive off dominating others.
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If I can't give them a society of peace by choice, then I'll force them to be peaceful.
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That would require an army.
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I think I have one.
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Task: Make Kamala Summon Army of Baby Rigellians (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Peace Pt. 4
After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
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They're cute, deadly and burp-y. No one will suspect any of our sleeper agents.
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Your machine is faulty. How did this one slip through?
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*suck* *suck*
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This is one of our best agents. If captured, she'll never talk.
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Task: Make Kamala Attempt to Take Over Rigel VII (8h, Rigel 7, Victorian UFO or Brown House) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Price of Peace Pt. 5
After tapping on Kamala's exclamation mark:
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I'm starting to have second thoughts.
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About total victory over our home planet? Being in charge of our own lives and futures?
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Our utopia shouldn't be the result of violence or come from a tyrant.
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What's so bad about that? I'm good with it.
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I'm calling off the attack.
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Task: Make Kamala Call Off the Attack (8h, Rigellian Infant Pod Transmitter)
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You were right. Rigel isn't ready for that much change yet.
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I'll just need to be a little more patient.
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And run for public office!
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Oh, no. Not a politician in the family!
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Quest reward: 200 and 20
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The Ten Commandments Gil Promo
After tapping on Gil's exclamation mark:
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Gil's not doin' so well on Earth but I'm gunnin' for a better life up in Heaven.
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C'mon, help Ol' Gil earn his ticket through the Pearly Gates. Whaddya say?
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Don't lay it on too thick, Son.
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No problem, great and powerful God. And may I add quite handsome too. *wink-wink*
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On offer accepted:
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Praise be! I knew I could count on you in my time of need. Stay tuned for more of my needs.
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I promise that I'll be in church every day and night. Mostly 'cause that's where I've been sleepin'.
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On offer declined:
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This is awkward. You're leaving me standing at the altar just like my first three marriage attempts.
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I shoulda bought the tuxedo rather than rent it everytime!
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Sins of Our Father
Sins of Our Father Pt. 1
After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
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Jesus, I know it's your birthday, but I have an important meeting to go to.
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Really, you're bailing on my birthday? And could you explain how was I born again? I'm still confused.
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Some other time, I have to rule over all creation right now.
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All creation always comes before me.
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*puts on sunglasses* Sorry, gotta go. *leaves in a flash*
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Task: Make God Work His Day Job (8h) If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Act Out for Attention (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
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Hey, Springfielders, sorry about the plagues, the locust swarms, and the incessant robo-calls. I'm just trying to get my father's attention.
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I find hiding my father's medication works well for me.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 2
After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
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What is going on in Springfield?!
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I musta missed it watching the polar ice caps melt. You better go check it out.
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Task: Make God Investigate Plagues in Springfield (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments) If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Trap God (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments)
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Jesus, what in Heaven's name is the meaning of this?
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I wanted some father-son time.
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So you plague an entire town to get it?
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It was this or opening up a massive sinkhole.
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Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 3
After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
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Let me out of here and you can have ice cream before dinner.
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It's too late, Dad. I don't want to be treated like a child anymore!
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You've forced my hand.
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Task: Make God Break Out of Jail (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments) If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Commit to the Heel Turn (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 4
After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
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I'll deal with you later. First, I need to handle the locust, the robocalls, the--
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No, I won't be pushed to the back burner again! You'll deal with me first!
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Wow, son, I didn't realize you felt so strongly. You know you're always first in my life.
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Actually, maybe it's the Sumatran Rhino, the River Otter, then you. But a solid third is good.
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*tearing up* I've moved up to third?
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The animals are going extinct but I don't want our relationship to. Let's clean up this mess together.
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Task: Make God Smite Indiscriminately (4h) If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Help Clean Up Plagues (8h, Heavenly Swing Set or The Ten Commandments) Quest reward: 100 and 10
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Sins of Our Father Pt. 5
After tapping on God's exclamation mark:
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Homer Simpson, I'm entrusting you with a new set of the Ten Commandments. Spread my word to the world.
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Aw, you caught me at a bad time. I'm watching the playoffs right now.
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*sigh* Fine. Jesus, you want to try?
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Sure thing, Dad!
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I hate to be a helicopter parent, but I'll come with you just to be sure.
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Task: Make God Micromanage Jesus (8h, The Ten Commandments) If the user has Jesus Christ: Task: Make Jesus Christ Pass on New Ten Commandments (8h, The Ten Commandments) Quest reward: 200 and 20
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