Obrian and the New Guards!/Quotes
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- Yentah: I just happened to be in Ragnarokaway and--
- Obrian: Let me guess, Yentah! On your way to picking up a few items "duty free," you overhead a plan—ripe with evil, pregnant with sinister connotations!!
- Yentah: Yes! It is Backseid, planning to lay claim to Earth in pursuit of a "bigger piece of the pie"... ... But you didn't hear that from me!!
- Yentah: But selfless Obrian, Earth already has a super-powered protector. He calls himself "Radioactive Man"! His base of operations is in the American city of Zenith, and he's their undefeated champion of justice. But I hear he has trouble getting dates in his everyday identity!
- Claude Kane III: We flagged down the same cab, let's take advantage of our chance meeting!
- Gloria Grand: [thinking] "Chance meeting." Yeah, right!! He was following me for blocks! I can't decide if Claude's a creep... or just a drip!
- Bug Boy: it's come to my attention that in a dimension beyond out ken, two worlds are at war with each other... ...And depending on who wins, it might result in an everlasting paradise on Earth... Or Eternal damnation!!
- Gloria Grand: [GASP!] Incredible, Dr. Bentley... ...It's like a Sci-Fi TV show, only this is the real McCoy, and the "aliens" are playing for keeps!!
- Bug Boy: Ah, that is a Sci-Fi TV show, Miss Grand!
- Obrian: ...I don't fight for "kicks," but I must be sure you're not working for Backseid!!
- Radioactive Man: oof!
- Obrian: Did you hear what I said?
- Radioactive Man: [thinking] [Groan!] Maybe I shouldn't have thrown that first punch!
- Radioactive Man: Loud and clear, mister! You said you're going to kick by backside!!
- Gloria Grand: [Whew!] I don't know where you begin! There's a lot to digest!!
- Bug Boy: I know, Miss Grand, I know!! So many characters, so little time!!
- Radioactive Man: There's so many characters being introduced, Gloria, I can't keep track!
- Gloria Grand: Tell me about it, RM! I've been using a scorecard just to keep up!!
