That Was Marge, Bitch

"That Was Marge, Bitch"

Song Information Singers: Lizzo Dan Castellaneta Characters: Goobie-Woo Homer Simpson Length: 1:20 Writer(s): Music: Bret McKenzie Lyrics: Tim Long Appearance(s): "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"

"That Was Marge, Bitch" is a song by Goobie-Woo and Homer.

Lyrics

Goobie-Woo:

You been wasting all your time, throwing shade at Marge.

You think behind your back that, yeah, she's been living large.

Well, I really, really hate to burst your bubble, boo.

All this time, she been spending all that cash on you.

Homer:

On me? No way.

I'm sure that-- Huh?

Goobie-Woo:

Homie, Homer, check your elf.

You ain't too bright, I'll explain the sitch.

All them problems you think you solved yourself,

That was Marge, bitch.

Backing elves:

That was Marge, bitch.

Goobie-Woo:

The time your bar tab was forgiven by Moe.

Backing elves:

That was Marge, bitch.

Goobie-Woo:

That time Dr. Hibbert reattached your big toe.

Backing elves:

That was Marge, bitch.

Goobie-Woo:

The time you got off of that DUI.

Backing elves:

That was Marge, bitch.

Goobie-Woo:

I think by now you know the reason why.

Goobie-Woo in da house!

Homer:

Oh my god.

Goobie-Woo:

Whoo!

Homer:

All this time, I've been thinking the worst about Marge, but she was using the money to save me.

Goobie-Woo:

Ya think?

And she only kept it a secret to save your dumbass male pride.

Homer:

Well, Goobie-Goobie-Woo, now I can clearly see.

I've got the greatest wife and spouse that there could ever be.

And what's more... Huh? Holy crap, I just flew past the tree!

Backing elves:

You're gonna live, bitch.

Goobie-Woo:

You're gonna live, bitch.

Backing elves:

You're gonna live, bitch.

Homer:

Yeah, I'm gonna live.

Appearances

• Episode – "Homer's Adventures Through the Windshield Glass"