Stuff to Do

Stuff to Do is a list over stuff to do by Bart from The Bart Book.

List

1. Trademark "El Barto."
2. Buy more spray paint.
3. Devise new and interesting ways to make Homer lose it.
4. Find new hiding spot for when Homer loses it.
5. Hide Lisa's Saxophone.
6. TiVo "Itchy & Scratchy -a- thon."
7. Think of new catchphrases.
8. Devise new and interesting ways to manipulate Milhouse into doing my dirty work.
9. Practice being more incorrigible.
10. Put off doing homework.
11. Hide Lisa's Malibu Stacy dolls.
12. Get studio audience tickets for Krusty's show.
13. Be first kid in Springfield Elementary cafeteria history to dare to start food fight on Sloppy Joe Day.
14. Work on sass-back.
15. Fine-tune Principal Skinner impersonation.
16. Teach Maggie to spell dirty words with blocks.
17. Hide Lisa's homework.
18. Use the phrase "Blow this Tupperware party"more in conversation.
19. Call Moe's and ask for "G.I. Manidiot."
20. Learn to sleep with eyes open in class.
21. Hide Lisa's Happy Little Elves lunch box.
22. Make a life cast of my butt.
23. Enter butt sculpture in art show at school or make into lamp for Father's day.
24. Hang out at Kwik-E-Mart.
25. Learn to burp the alphabet.
26. Finish writing underam symphony.
27. "Find Lisa's missing stuff. Collect reward.
28. Science experiment: Replace Parmesan cheese in cafeteria with Groundskeeper Willie's barf-absorbent sawdust. (Wen kids throw up, will Willie's sawdust be able to absorb itself?)
29. Alfter report card.
30. Get little red-haired girl to notice me. (No wait, that's on Charlie Brown's To-Do List.)
31. Convince Milhouse to let me hold his lunch money. Give it to Nelson instead of mine.
32. Publish my memoirs.
33. Pull the fire alarm.
34. Petition to make ice cream the fifth grade group.
35. Put mathballs in the beef stew.
36. Hug Mom.